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Drugs Make You Smarter! Honest!
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| A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of narcotics, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of narcotics elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. |
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| Not true.
What about drugs that weaken the speech centers with excessive use? Are you saying those parts of the brain aren't important? Language is one of the important parts of humanity that seperates us from the animals!
But I will just assume you are joking here. |
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| pff, we won't need to talk anymore in the future, we'll just be chatting on the internet or something.
Speech is useless. :) |
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| If your language center isn't working you can't read either. |
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| interesting theory fred
bwhahahahaha
if Bill Nye the Science guy would have explained it the same way |
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| heh...you're funny fred =)
if we look at your theory correctly, it's not about how killing brain cells is good....it's about how we should kill off all drug users so as to enhance the human species as a whole
oh shit |
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| But how will killing off the smarter people help society? By letting all the people who still have their stupid-cells run things? I'd rather someone that's burned out all the slower stupid-cells running things 'cause they'd be smarter and stuff. |
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| the brilliance is scintillating |
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| wow im having trouble pronouncing that last word!
hold on lemme try again... |
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| drugs make you smarter...... yes fred, you just keep telling yourslef that and it'll all be ok |
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| They do! Go listen to my new song! You'll see!
Anime + drugs = great music influence |
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| Some peeps get wise on drugs ..
I don't ... |
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| if people who take drugs get smarter...then how do u explain them keep on going to raves?
j/k lol |
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| drugs take all your money :( |
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| Not when your dealer is your bf/gf and/or best friend
hehehe |
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| hookme up |
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| I'm a pothead
Big time |
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| hihihihi
seb, u rocks man! |
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| Thanks my lil' POOKS
U too ! |
Drugs Make You Smarter! Honest!
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