Funny Things To Say To Random People
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| Would you laike to shake my third hand? |
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| In a world of untruths, the living lie rules. |
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| nice umbrela. |
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| you dropped your pocket |
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| ya pus de monde dans les eglise , les enfants ne savent plus ecrire!!!
jai paye mes taxes |
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| sniff this, tell me if it's rotten?
excuse me asshole, could you be anymore of a jerk
hi, soooo...my dads a gyno...*cough* |
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| Were you that guy......
a few years back...... at that party? where like, yknow.....
were you? |
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| youre lucky this isnt an alley, cuz id rape (if its a hot female) / kill (if its anyone else) you |
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| My friend said he's kill me if I didn't get your number! |
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| Mine and your moms know each other...hahahahaha
someone said that to me
all i could do was laugh |
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| Everybody's got something to hide, except for me and my monkey~
:x |
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| Hey im HeatherP |
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| Sneak up on random people and scream INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE BY THREE TO FOUR INCHES! and then walk away calmly.
SPAM in real life! |
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| hahahah, i hope that never happens~ |
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| "pistrami" |
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| pAstrami |
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| thx |
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| Tuesdays comming did you bring your coat? |
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| hey nice shorts, can i have them? |
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| Haha, walking back from foufs one night, I saw the bassist from Sum 41 and because I was all drunk and disgruntled I asked him for an autograph but then 2 seconds later I said something like "wait forget it, I don't even like your band anyways" |
Funny Things To Say To Random People
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