My Sin Of The Day
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| I bought and underage girl beer and now shes drunk and keeps saying she wants to fuck me.
I think I need a spanking. |
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| I'll gladly spank you Kafwin ;)
can we spoon after? |
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| tell her i'm here... |
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| i told off a nun yesterday |
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| FUCK YOU!! |
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| where's sharon to give her usual speech about minors. |
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| it's not a speech, i'm just telling you that you're the creepy 23 year old buying some 14 year old girl alcohol. |
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| haha buying beer for minors eh? EVIL!
:P |
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| nooooooooooo! |
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| i want POOKIE! |
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| Iza? |
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| haha |
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| steve you're evil |
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| pookie is the new iza, didn't you hear ? |
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| No, I don't think that's it. Not entierly, anyways.
When do we ever see pookie and iza together?
never!
Pookie's always out at parties getting trashed.
Iza works weekends and from the sounds of some posts she "found god" or some such nonsence.
I think it's like a jeckel and hyde thing.
Pookie is really "evil" Iza out on a rampage when Iza doesn't manage to lock herself into her apartment properly.
Iza's a were-pookie.
goddamn i need sleep. |
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| my friend and i were both in the convenience store , i bought a chocolate bar and she shoplifted the same one , but hers tasted better... we decided that its cuz it was sinful |
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| yeah seriously
im so much mopre drunk cause kafwin....
SINNED! |
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| I defiled a church!
My friend and I were thinking of our next "stealth mission" I thought it would be fun to turn the westmount wading pool into a big pool of tea, but then I realized that would take lot's of tea bags (of course we'd also add suger). Then she suggested we use coffe instead, but now that I've given it some thought...I don't want to deprive all those kids of a place to cool off on these boiling hot days, plus it would take forever for the poor sucker who has the job of cleaning it to get rid of my mess. |
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I say get some cream like muscle stuff that's imediately warm on contact, no need to rub it. Put it on the handle of a payphone and then stick a post-it note on the ear piece that says "That warmth is a highly contagiouschemical weapon. Praise Allah."
I think a mall would be the best place to do this. That or a metro station with lots of phones, but you do it to just one just before rush hour. |
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| I think moslems get enough flack for terrorism stuff, it's about time we started picking on SCIENTOLOGISTS |
My Sin Of The Day
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