Things That Make You Laugh
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 10:06am |
 Coolness: 74520 | from point a to point b, shit can only get worse. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 3:22pm |
| Coolness: 64585 | strangers thinking i'm the chick off of the tv show "histoire du fille" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 6:05pm |
 Coolness: 277115 | Being followed home by the same "little" guy from my school for the second day in a row, even tho I finished 15 minutes earlier.. Everytime i switch metro there he is! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» thecolourred replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 6:06pm |
| Coolness: 38780 | kafwin makes me laf. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 6:07pm |
| Coolness: 277115 | who are you? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» thecolourred replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 6:08pm |
| Coolness: 38780 | three guesses.
okay 1. allright ill tell you. ex-name: ambear |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 6:10pm |
| Coolness: 277115 | YAY!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 8:49pm |
| Coolness: 134290 | donny |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Tue Sep 23, 2003 @ 9:03pm |
 Coolness: 155355 | crack heads ahahha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Wed Sep 24, 2003 @ 1:54pm |
| Coolness: 64585 | king missile- detachable penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me rememberwhat I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet coz for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |
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