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Penis Stew Turns Woman Into Vegetarian
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Aug 8, 2003 @ 2:25pm
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Penis stew turns woman into vegetarian

August 06 2003 at 05:55AM

By Zelda Venter

The discovery of a piece of cooked penis in her stew was so traumatic
for a hospital cleaner that she had to receive psychiatric help.

She was completely turned off meat, becoming a vegetarian overnight.

Sophie Matlala was so upset that she launched a R2,5-million damages
claim against her employer, Medforum Hospital.

The Pretoria High Court on Tuesday heard that her ordeal occurred on
May 11, 1999, as she sat down for lunch and started to enjoy a plate
of goulash - the treat for the day.

Matlala, 60, took a couple of bites of the rest of the meal, before
tackling the meat. It was slippery and she could not cut it with a
knife. She took it in her hand and placed it in her mouth, but the
court heard that the "meat" was so tough she could not bite through
it.

She took the offending morsel out of her mouth, inspected it with her
colleagues, and they all concluded that it was a penis.

Matlala said she vomited for the rest of the afternoon. She claimed
that the hospital had the duty to ensure that meals served to staff
were fit for human consumption.

Hospital authorities confirmed the woman's suspicions, but indicated
that meals for the staff were obtained from a different supplier from
the one who supplied food for patients.

Because it had been cooked, it could not be established whether the
penis was from a human or an animal.

Judge Phineas Mojapelo turned down her application. He pointed out
that she had had three years from the date of the incident to
institute legal action but had failed to do so until it was too late.

He expressed the hope that her legal advisers would advise her that
she could institute a claim against them.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Fri Aug 8, 2003 @ 2:48pm
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yo.

thats fucking repulsive.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Aug 8, 2003 @ 2:55pm
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I wonder if she gives head...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Fri Aug 8, 2003 @ 3:02pm
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thinking of going to go get some?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Aug 8, 2003 @ 4:08pm
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Meh, if I can get my dick into a woman's mouth by cutting it off and hiding it in food, it'd be better off than all the not getting any I've been getting.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Fri Aug 8, 2003 @ 4:14pm
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sushi party next week
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Aug 8, 2003 @ 5:40pm
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Ewwwwwwwwww
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» julie_eaves replied on Sat Aug 9, 2003 @ 5:50pm
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Okashii_Kodomo replied on Sun Aug 10, 2003 @ 2:21pm
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hahahaha so funnay....
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