I Have A Friend Who Needs To Get Laid
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| I'm sure you're not.. I'm a lot worse! |
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| HI! |
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| fuck man, its called GHB!
cmon, you know you wanna have sex with half dead girl with mascara smudged all over her face., stumbling all over the place.
oh and jen- SHUT UP, you pwetty lady |
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| nah i dunt wanna pay for anything. I'd rather just give a swift kick to the temple. hehe |
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| sex is over-rated |
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| Sponge bob square pants is where its at. |
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| ladies, you know putting yourself down is really not going to hook you up with my man over here.
lets bump that self-esteem up a notch shall we.
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added commentary: jeff's preferred mate must have square ass. |
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| TRYING to get laid is over-rated...
people have way too much of an obession with having sex...i know this seems strange from, mr. i'll show you my peeps in the middle of the bar for whatever reason i can think of...but really though...self control is a good thing...
for you AND her...
i'm not really THAAAT horny...(coughlie) i just like sexy girls is all... |
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| Yeah but when you are getting laid you have no reason to be unhappy right ?
I guesse the hookers in st-henri must be the happiest people in the world! |
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| be happy if you wanna be...if they can keep a smile on through herps and warts...they can be as happy as they like...just not around me |
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| hahahahahha |
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| fred penner said "i'm not really THAAAT horny...(coughlie) i just like sexy girls is all..."
LIES GORDO.. all LIES..you were trying to force me and gen into a cap so you could look at us longer?
pfff. |
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| "you were trying to force me and gen into a cap so you could look at us longer?"
there's alot of truth in that statement... |
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| return to topic please. |
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| YOU!!!...put your penis in a vagina...GO!!! |
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| I fuckin hate these threads bout people needing to get laid.
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| try a bowl of mashed patatoes
amateurs |
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| CAB gordo.. a CAB. |
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| you spelt it wrong first... |
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| YEAH!
KAFFWEINER! |
I Have A Friend Who Needs To Get Laid
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