So Do I Get To Touch Jess'S Boob?
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| I tried to start my own toys r us kids club but i soon learned that my recruitment method lacked a little something in tastefulness. Driving around in a van offering kids toys if they got in sounded like a good idea at the time.. |
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| That doesn't surprise me. Is that how you obtained Gen? Luring her into a dark van and then indulging her with your "toys" |
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| just one toy...
speaking of nothing related to anything, watch this, you dont really need to know the characters to like this:
[ www.homestarrunner.com ]
ps. that "one toy" comment was a clever way for me to refer to my penis, the thing i give her sex with, sometimes on your bed, Jackie made us a key, you dont even want to know what we used your pillow for |
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| well that explains why my pillow holds itself in the corner and screams " LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME" pointing to the syphillis it now has. I don't think pillow will ever be the same.
BASTARD! Pillow was my friend. Always there to comfort me and hold my head. I'll get you back for that!
I repeat: frat boys suck and swallow. |
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| only cuz you begged me to, i needed the money |
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| :D
guilty as charged. |
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| shit i guess you really wanted to buy a chocolate bar then. |
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| Playing Piano....Sure jeff. |
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| i didnt molest anyone! I swear! |
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| you only take pics. |
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| Jeff molests pianos? Shame Jeff shame. |
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| Matt i tryyyyy.
Pianos that pass out. |
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| Because of the drugs someone gave the "piano" and then accidentally got locked in the room with the passed out "piano"... |
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| How convenient... |
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| if i suck righty...maybe lefty will become proportional... |
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| careful Fred, im on to you.
living deep in the woods, hidden in a secret bunker that can only be accessed through a hollowed out log. Where you have magical "adventures" with children. Leading them into your wonderous world... Fred Penner? more like David Koresh! |
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| i' leaving this topic alone:)
Lee |
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| Well thanx for posting the fact that you wont be posting here... |
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| i have newfound respect for sororities.
holyshit.
this is the best thread i have ever seen.
matt: 22
jeff: 4 |
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| thanks for the score of 22
ps FRATERNITY |
So Do I Get To Touch Jess'S Boob?
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