I Have A Problem
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 5:22pm |
 Coolness: 87975 | Ive been infested with sparkles for a few days now.
Ive tried everything. Washing my bag, my clothes, my stuff, and fuckin motherfuckin sparkles are STILL on me. WTF. -on my face -my sheets -my clothes -my shoes -my smokes (even tho this is like the 3rd pack since the sparkle spilling) AAAAAAAANYWAY, this is just a warning. do NOT carry sparkles with you. Cause they breed like motherfuckin rats. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 5:30pm |
 Coolness: 149725 | rats breed quickly...
the gestation period is between 21 and 27 days and a litter of 6 to 8 is born, female rats are in heat four times a year |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 5:33pm |
 Coolness: 72160 | hahahahahahahah
these sparkles breed faster than fukkin rats... i was able to kill off my infestation ...but you are doomed, toby - DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!! ppl be careful...shes infectious!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 5:36pm |
| Coolness: 87975 | shhhht!
You werent supposed to tell em I was contagious! damn. But look, Im trying!! I just my go get see the doc to find out if theyre now coming outa my pores... hduiasgdsiuadhuiflFUCKINSPARKLEShuisfgsduyia;lgdyf |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 5:37pm |
 Coolness: 127680 | i usually just drink a hot mug of ginger tea with a few tea spoon of honey and gaze at my ceiling |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 5:39pm |
| Coolness: 87975 | and now how does THAT help me with the sparkle problem!?
Would you like some sparkles with your tea, mr.WipesCrotch? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 5:44pm |
| Coolness: 127680 | just a pinch please |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:04pm |
| Coolness: 72160 | why dont you try wiping em off? im sure sam can lend u a kleenex..... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:08pm |
 Coolness: 686500 | i still find sparkles that my ex had on 2 1/2 years ago all over my stuff.
sparkles are the tools of the devil. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:09pm |
| Coolness: 127680 | i wish i had a sparkle problem |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:15pm |
 Coolness: 145140 | ill stay away.
sparkles are contagious |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:16pm |
 Coolness: 183440 | yeah me too.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» The_Deamon replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:31pm |
 Coolness: 50565 | My best bet would be to see what kind of substance said sparkles came in...
Was the sparkles stuff waxy? Was it oily to the touch? Cutting the goop that holds it together is always a good start, but all depending on the size of the pigmentation, you may have some pigmentation left even after clearing that. It's simply because the particules of color will sometimes meld with the fabric ( kinda like putting flour on a brand new black t-shirt: it somehow always stays in). I wonder if having the garment sry washed could help though. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:39pm |
| Coolness: 72160 | it was just pure sparkle |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:42pm |
| Coolness: 142275 | a whole new science to sparkles right there |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:45pm |
 Coolness: 277345 | That happend to me at nostalgia..I broke a bracelet that had sparkles in it.. I got rid of mine in the shower..but thierry still had some on his face 5 days later |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 6:49pm |
| Coolness: 149725 | i think the solution is to set Kafwin on fire and dance around her burning body chanting: "We sacrifice this person in the name of You, the Unnamed One!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 7:00pm |
| Coolness: 72160 | burn kafwin for our sins? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 7:18pm |
| Coolness: 87975 | YES!!! IM OFF THE HOOK!
please, I dont wanna burn for you silly people's sins. I think Jesus was enough, even tho he wasnt really burnt... And yeah, the sparkles were 100% pure. And YAY, now ppl will be avoiding me like I have cooties. :D I can run after them with my sparkly falafelness. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Sat Jul 19, 2003 @ 7:22pm |
| Coolness: 277345 | pff.. if ur gonna burn me you gotta atleast know who ur burning me for ...
like kiwi. |
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