I'Ve Become A Woman
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Jun 5, 2003 @ 10:59pm |
In the past six weeks, I have done the following AT LEAST once every two weeks...
taken a long bath, in which I: wash and condition my hair with expensive shampoos and conditioners (Biolage), scrubbed my feet with that weirdo looking rock for the dead skin, used an exfoliating body wash, then used a moisturizing body wash, shaved (my face... sheesh) after the bath i: clipped and filed my finger and toe nails, put some weirdass cream on my face, used a biore strip, put a hemp-based cream on my feet and toesies oh yeah and i put some weird ass salt in the tub too... the bath lasted about an hour... it was great should i consult a doctor? |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Thu Jun 5, 2003 @ 11:05pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Jun 5, 2003 @ 11:06pm |
have you checked to see if you still have a penis?
i hear this is a pretty good indicator of your sex. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Jun 5, 2003 @ 11:07pm |
designer guys?
imported cheese? is Parmesan taht comes from italy considered imported cheese? well then yes for the cheese dealy... also ive been weraing nothing but sandals lately... and i really wish i could wear capris... as i was telling ian the other day... |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 12:07am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 12:20am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 12:20am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 12:24am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 12:53am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 12:56am |
Dino (00:55 AM) :
what? Dino (00:55 AM) : id stump her! [ djneoform.com ] (00:55 AM) : smurf Dino (00:55 AM) : STUMP remember? [ djneoform.com ] (00:55 AM) : i still like smurf better. [ djneoform.com ] (00:56 AM) : smurf her in the bum! Dino (00:56 AM) : yeah me too.. [ djneoform.com ] (00:56 AM) : BUM BUM Dino (00:56 AM) : id smurf her six ways from sunday |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 1:01am |
Ian (00:59 AM) :
new spam is so gay Afrokaboozy (00:59 AM) : new spam? Afrokaboozy (00:59 AM) : like the fake meat? Ian (00:59 AM) : they put tons of typos in the headers so spam filters can detect it.. Afrokaboozy (00:59 AM) : can or cant? Ian (01:00 AM) : and have ambigious subjects like "re:hey" from "john" Ian (01:00 AM) : can't Afrokaboozy (01:00 AM) : i know!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... its so annoying |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 1:03am |
Dino (01:02 AM) :
what? [ djneoform.com ] (01:02 AM) : posty post Dino (01:02 AM) : posty post? explain [ djneoform.com ] (01:03 AM) : [ www.rave.ca ] [ djneoform.com ] (01:03 AM) : eat anus [ djneoform.com ] (01:03 AM) : but not mine Dino (01:03 AM) : DONE |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 1:03am |
Ian (01:02 AM) :
bastardo! Afrokaboozy (01:02 AM) : what? Ian (01:02 AM) : posty post Afrokaboozy (01:02 AM) : posty post? explain Ian (01:02 AM) : [ www.rave.ca ] Ian (01:02 AM) : eat anus Ian (01:02 AM) : but not mine Afrokaboozy (01:02 AM) : DONE |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 1:04am |
Ian (01:03 AM) :
hehehe Ian (01:03 AM) : i outdid you. Afrokaboozy (01:03 AM) : DAMN!! Ian (01:03 AM) : but now i must stop typing for you will win. Afrokaboozy (01:03 AM) : i was 5 seconds late! Ian (01:03 AM) : *silence* Afrokaboozy (01:03 AM) : [ www.rave.ca ] |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Fri Jun 6, 2003 @ 12:24pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» australia2001 replied on Sat Jun 7, 2003 @ 5:22am |
I thought the bubbles from an effervescent tablet would feel cooler on your sac than they actually do. Don't waste the $$$. Bubble bath is much more fun and makes it look like you have a beard. That's my 2 cents and it's worth 2 cents. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PookStah replied on Sat Jun 7, 2003 @ 7:58am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Sat Jun 7, 2003 @ 1:39pm |
Dino has come to the dark side
you are now officially high-maintenance and there is no going back muhuhhahahahahaha! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Jun 7, 2003 @ 1:46pm |
I have 280$ worth of bodywash, aftershave balm, deodorant and cologne.
If it's not top-quality, it doesn't touch this skin. :) |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Raspberry replied on Sat Jun 7, 2003 @ 1:51pm |
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