Rules To Live By
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| Mark Twain: "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will b sorry." |
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| if you are expected ...
DONT GO !
heahaehea im just joking! damn i take this chokin bizness too seriously |
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| Tsk, tsk, tsk...
To thine own self be true. |
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| After leaving a rave, make sure you wash yourself as soon as possible (if you do wash) |
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| one of my teachers used to say this, i wanna know what you think of it.
say you're really upset, you're going through some rough times in life, he'd tell you,
"i don't care what you're going through, that is out there, you are now in here, leave your emotions at the door. if you can't you can leave right now because your problems are not mine." |
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| 1) never get a hair in the tip of a condom
2)if someone asks you to smell something to confirm it's gone bad, tell them to fuck off
3)have faith in yourself, trust the universe
and Elf...your teacher sounded like one hardass mofo |
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| never try to hold in a barf, itll just come out your nose. LOL |
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| friendship built on trust built on respect.
lose one point of the triangle, and you're pretty much screwed. |
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| matrix man, i garee with your 3 rules, especially the second one. but you could just say it hadn't gone bad and let them eat/drink it, more effective than a fuck off i'd say....yeah, my teacher was hardcore man, he didn't believe that the human body actually felt pain, therefore none of his students were allowed to
yeah, i agree with the barf thing
and that friendship one is soo true |
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| do everything I wouldnt do
dont do anything Id do
Its that simple. |
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| always remember that...*refer to da instagatahs signature* |
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| its kinda fucked if you think about it cause in the beining of your life your not really dieing, your growing... but then again each day that goes by is closer to your death... i dunno... i semi agree with " each day we die a little more" |
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| never argue with an idiot, you will only be dragged down to their level. |
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| dont hitchike
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| ^^^^^^
so true. |
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| you can reason with ignorance but its futile to argue with stupidity. or something like that.
thats another quote boobie can look up if he wants. hes a pro googler. |
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| If you are going down, take em all with you in a blaze of a glory. KAMAKAZI skillz. |
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| be host to no one. |
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| Never eat anything the dog won't sniff.
Lighting matches with your teeth only sounds like a good idea.
Don't taste random white powders in the cupboard while looking for sugar. |
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| thou shalt not spam ravewave with...
MOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOOOOOOOOOLEMOLEMOLEMOLE |
Rules To Live By
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