Rules To Live By
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| put down the damned toilet seat. |
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| YES.
fuckyes. |
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| Always have a Plan B
Always do lots of research before making an expensive purchase
Always remember that drug addicts will always put the drugs ahead of their friends |
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| remember to flush twice if you think it wont go down the first time |
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| flush.
for god sake flush! |
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| Don't trust anyone, your self neither... |
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| don't rely on breath mints to take care of garlic.
brush twice.
three times if necessary. |
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| take precautions when jerking it to porn... sometimes that foursome is bi... and the guys get it on with each otehr |
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| wait 30 mins after eating before you go swimming |
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| dont shoot your foot..
it hurts |
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| smile |
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| ...and wear revealing clothes |
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| if at first you don't succeed, stop trying |
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| always POSE for the camera....
Always match your clothes. (with your undies, too)
Matching socks are a must.
Count your calories.
then your life should pretty much come together, and make sense. |
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| no it shouldnt..
it should be a living hell |
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| "Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway"
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die." |
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| As follows : |
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| live your life such that even the undertaker mourns your passing.
- someone give me the author for that |
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| the pee goes IN the toilet, not on the wall. |
Rules To Live By
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