Anubis Is Bigger Than Jesus
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| try cirque de soleil. those limber 14 year old asian gymnists...mmm mmm mmm |
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| yeah and they practice martal arts 25/7 and could kick my ass if I try anything. My only defence is squishing them. |
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| they'd kick your ass with colorful scrafs and while not making any noise, then they would be hoisted in the air on invisible strings and dissapear... |
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| are you lying to yourself?
NO ONE is bigger than jesus. |
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| i though you were jewish? |
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| no silly billy... i'm catholic, jesus is like my saviour and stuff..
aren't you jewish?
(you decided to stop ignoring me now all of a sudden?) |
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| no silly billy... i'm catholic, jesus is like my saviour and stuff..
aren't you jewish?
(you decided to stop ignoring me now all of a sudden?) |
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| didnt you convert?
i dont ignore
'silly billy'
i just wasnt available. |
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| availableshmailable.. you're lik e"oh, i'll keep you company" and stuff, and now i'm leaving tomorrow and i haven't seen you once, and you answer you fone and you don't respond to messages, that's not "noit available" that's mean :( and ignoring someone [me]
(and i decided not to convert anymore) |
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| the jews just aint doin it for you? |
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| :( you just don't care about me do you *cries* fine, you wanna be that way.. fine.. :( |
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| the beetles were bigger than jesus, n there all relativly short, i have no doubts about Anubis |
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| i wouldn't diss J.C. if you knew what was good for you |
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| me n JC are homeboys, he's bredgren...he's sposda be chillan at my crib later today, we're gonna go plaguing |
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| I'm a staunch athiest. I'm a bigger person than Jesus, inside and out mohahahahaha. Unless god endowed him with supersized genitals. |
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| he did |
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| Even if you're a catholic Jesus was and always stayed Jewish, christianity didn't exist when he was alive, and jesus only promoted judaism.. unfortunately what he said was changed a bit since the 1st bible was like a story told from one person to another.. i think that the 1st version was written only around 100AD but the roman and pagan cultures influenced the story alot and it can be noticed troughout the 'new testament' |
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| Yeah, for example the name lucifer. its funny how he wasnt really a fallen angel but a fallen babyloanin king-yes i spelled it wrong-, and how jesus christ refered to himself as the sun of the dawn when the name lucifer actually means son of the dawn. pretty funny. And about the fallen king thing, that debunks the whole morman religion except they won't accept lol. O and it was james who founded christianity not the jesus of nazereth and according to historical documents of roman taxes in that area there is no nazareth which implies that jesus was never born, but keep keep in mind that there was a sect of nazerean. O and set is bigger then all of them! |
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| JeSsE!! check yo messages fool! |
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| what does that have to do with anything? jews dont think jsus was there savior... desipite jsus's religion
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Anubis Is Bigger Than Jesus
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