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King Blames Trousers For World'S Ills
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Jun 2, 2003 @ 12:44pm
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Well, seems Dino ain't the only one...

King Blames Trousers for World's Ills

MBABANE (Reuters) - Swaziland's absolute monarch has singled out women wearing trousers as the cause of the world's ills in a state radio sermon that also condemned human rights as an "abomination before God."

"The Bible says curse be unto a woman who wears pants, and those who wear their husband's clothes. That is why the world is in such a state today," Mswati, ruler of the impoverished feudal nation of about one million, said late on Thursday.

The Times of Swaziland reported that the monarch, who reigns supreme in the landlocked country run by palace appointees and where opposition parties are banned, went on to criticize the human rights movement.

"What rights? God created people, and He gave them their roles in society. You cannot change what God has created. This is an abomination before God," the king told an audience of conservative church leaders.

Women on the streets of capital Mbabane were not impressed.

"The king says I am the cause of the world's problems because of my outfit. Never mind terrorism, government corruption, poverty and disease, it's me and my pants. I reject that," said Thob'sile Dlamini.

Mswati is Africa's last absolute monarch. He is currently married to nine wives, with a wedding pending for wife number 10, and has chosen an additional fiancee after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing a traditional Reed Dance ceremony.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Mon Jun 2, 2003 @ 1:27pm
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feudal nation, as in feudalisim?

"wife number 10, and has chosen an additional fiancee after reviewing videos of topless maidens performing"

ha ha ha
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee replied on Mon Jun 2, 2003 @ 4:00pm
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And he still has balls to talk about god
and sin
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Tue Jun 3, 2003 @ 1:52am
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i talk abut god and sin...
then again.. im drunk..
also.. this guy riocks...
he hates pants as much as me!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Tue Jun 3, 2003 @ 2:05am
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it makes sense

look at countries where women don't wear pants

everyone is happy.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Tue Jun 3, 2003 @ 9:21am
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wow.. this king is grea!
he blames all problems on the same things as me!
women and pants
King Blames Trousers For World'S Ills
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