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Cuba Si!
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| Hey everyone :)
as most of you know im currently in cuba.
Im having the time of my life here.
Every morning we wake up early to terrorise the cleaning lady named ada. We stole a chihuahua named taco and we are trying to find a way to smuggle him back to montreal where I would keep him at home.
I got myself a red scooter called Betsy and we have secret handshakes with the 14 bartenders here because we are such good customers. They even called a new drink after me. They call it the Tipsy especial, which is pretty fucking good. Ill try to get the recipe for when i come back to montreal. We cant remember the last time we were sober since everynight we pass out and when we wake up we are still drunk and to kill the hangover we just drink some more!!!
So yeah. Here everything is super cheap so im going to smuggle a lot of alcohol and tobacco products. So if you guys want anything just tell me, ill be checking this thread before I leave so i will probably be able to fulfill your request (no noah, im not bringing you back a cuban preteen)
Hugs and kisses to everyone and see you all at terra! |
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| Heheh I'm sure you having fun with the cuban preteen's though ;)... I definately would be especially at the beach and my nifty camera... Hoe, take off your clothes and I give you 25 american cents... Yah that's right baby you know you want da money... |
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| he's living every man's fantasy.
Like i told you before you left, get me one or two Romeo & Juliets and i'll pay you back. Also if you can bring back a bottle of tequilla... |
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| dammn even in cuba he finds a computer.. you know your addicted wheeeen.. anyways good to hear your having fun..:) |
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| paul, what you gonna do with tequila?? |
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| water my neighbors lawn and then if i have some left i will bathe my pet rock in it
ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer. |
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| meeggaaannn who do dey get de budder into da peanut budder?? |
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| i tink day mash dem togeder or sumfing like dat cuz dats wut my mommy sed. |
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| damn i thought you guys wuld weant more stuff.
i got something kewl for kafwin and i will most likely buy the romeo and juliets too.
and i will bring plenty of alcohol to share with you guys this week :)))) |
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| i want a pwesent tipseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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| cigars = muy bueno |
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| you g-g-g-got me something :D is it a monkey?!?!! *claps hands*
wait i know what i want now!!! damn i think its too late.. *puts on reetard voice* i want some cuban peenut budder, and some cuban rasbewwie jwwy, and some cuban bweeeeedddd.. but i think its too late :( ohh weellll |
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| bring me back a lil spanish boi that does tricks... |
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| Yeah, can I get one of those too? |
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| I got arrested at the airport :D
the trip back was hell. Everything that could happen happened, and I was drunk too so it didnt help my cause. I will probably give you some crunchier details about my trip in the following days when I recuperate from this weeklong drunken daze
see you all tomorrow at terra 2.
Kafwin call me tomorrow for the guestlist |
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| see...see... |
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| ah ha! did you get strip search with the ever fun anal probe? hehehe i bet you did and thoughly enjoyed it. meee hehehe
see you at terra tip tip |
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| they stole the alcohol, didn't they? |
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| most of it |
Cuba Si!
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