Stupid Customers Quote!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 5:39pm |
 Coolness: 101445 | comon... a lot of people here work in retail store... i wanna hear your most stupid questions/awnsers.
cause i have plenty!! :P 1..2..3.. GO! guy: *sorry, but i just bought a console at youre store and theres no sound comming out of it* me: *is your gain knob at zero?* guy: *what is the gain?* me: *sire... thats your volume* guy: *oh... youre sure* ....0_o |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 5:55pm |
 Coolness: 167455 | working at a bar :
"I'll have a beer" ... right, 'cause we only sell on type of beer :/ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 6:05pm |
 Coolness: 132505 | a classic ;
unsympatico , mah name is neko , please tell me your situation so i can provide you with a better assistance than 95% of the half ass working here. > my internet isnt working -no shit sherlock |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 6:07pm |
 Coolness: 114305 | Working at a cafe just down the street from Holt Renfrew on crescent street:
customer: "I'd like a cappuccino, no foam" me: "....you'd like an espresso?" customer: "no, I'd like a cappuccino, no foam" me:" so you want a latte?" customer *looking at me like I'm a retard* "no. cappuccino, no foam" me: *twitches* .......*makes a latte and dares the bitch to refuse it* Needless to say my career as a barrista was short lived :P |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KounteSs replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 6:17pm |
 Coolness: 40325 | at the grocery store:
- I'll take a 6-49.. A winning one, please. duhh.. |
| I'm feeling ready to rumble right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 6:20pm |
| Coolness: 132505 | sparklz , that was a cappucino no foam . simple cappuccino with the cowpuss not beated , im quite shure that was pretty well explained. no "crema" would have been surprising since without "crema" that means the coffee is older than a minute. usually italians will make shure there is soem for the freshness etc. so that leaves a cappuccino without milk , or without the fancy beaten milk and just milk poured in. i would logically went with the second.
.... unsympatico.... - yea dont laugh but my icons on my desktop keep moving is that a virus *HITTING MUTE LMAO* - eh hello. still there ? *mute off*... hem yea im still here.. randomly ? - no just sometimes when i drive my mouse above them *gigles hard on the phone* ... sir im pretty shure its standard user functionnability in windows. may i suggest you watching the tutorial completely on you windblows cd , get computer course or rtfm LAWLs - cool thank you |
| I'm feeling "god is(i)n`the tv" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 8:18pm |
| Coolness: 114305 | well the uppity bitch pissed me off, so she got a latte and that was that. |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 8:31pm |
 Coolness: 104245 | '' where are the napkins ?''
'' right in front of you '' |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Olivia replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 8:34pm |
 Coolness: 67915 | i worked at pizza hut a long time ago and i once got a phone call asking if we had big macs...
and it WASN'T even a prank.. the guy was completely serious. |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 9:43pm |
 Coolness: 249485 | OK i work on a boat , we are doing cruise from Montreal to Tadoussac to see the Whales.
STupid guy : hey? where is the best spot to see the whales? Me: Well you can see them well in the front of the boat or on Deck C. Stupid guy: No i mean... are they gonna be on the left or the right of the boat ? Me: SIR... whales are all around the boat. THey are swimming in the St-Lawrence river.... Same stupid guy see another boat of the company for witch i work, AML . Stupid guy: Hey? Is it the boat who feed the whales? Me: Facepalm....... No sir.. they eat by themself in the RIVER! |
| I'm feeling limouzine magazine right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 11:45pm |
 Coolness: 510470 | lol, "is it the boat that feeds the whales?"
yes, pollution. |
| I'm feeling psyfun right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_pink_popo replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 11:45pm |
| Coolness: 101445 | Originally Posted By MELODRASTIK
OK i work on a boat , we are doing cruise from Montreal to Tadoussac to see the Whales. STupid guy : hey? where is the best spot to see the whales? Me: Well you can see them well in the front of the boat or on Deck C. Stupid guy: No i mean... are they gonna be on the left or the right of the boat ? Me: SIR... whales are all around the boat. THey are swimming in the St-Lawrence river.... Same stupid guy see another boat of the company for witch i work, AML . Stupid guy: Hey? Is it the boat who feed the whales? Me: Facepalm....... No sir.. they eat by themself in the RIVER! lol... love it! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Mon Feb 14, 2011 @ 11:56pm |
| Coolness: 249485 | ok ok another one!
Working the bar on the same boat ,but at a coors light party. Random Guy : I'll take a shirley temple Me... OK . put ice , 7up and grenad sirup in a glass. Give to the guy Random Guy: Hey you didn't put any vodka in it???? Me: You asked for a shirley tmple? Random Guy: I didn't say a VIRGIN Sherley Temple Me: Well a sherley temple is what we give to kids and there's never booze in it! Ask me for a vodka 7up with grenad sirup if it's what you want !! Random Guy: I'M SURE THERE'S VODKA IN A SHIRLEY TEMPLE!! ! I'll tell your boss you don't know your job Me: Well she's just there, go ask her what is a sherley temple SILLY Random Guy go see my manager ( FOR REAL HAHAH ) and he asked her. She said: 7up with grenad sirup. STUPID GUY said: WELL , where did you guyz learn how to bartend? ROFL? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 12:48am |
 Coolness: 559460 | TODAY:
-Carrying heavy convection oven on my shoulder whilst carrying another by it's packing straps in the other hand- Customer: Excuse me, sorry to bother you. -wince, heavy boxes, Y U STOP ME?!- Customer: Do you have convection ovens or microwaves? -double wince, urge to throw the boxes at you- |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 7:52am |
 Coolness: 67610 | " i want a watermelon wiggle without the watermelon"
" ..... " |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 7:59am |
 Coolness: 146110 | from my friend who works at disney land in california, customers ask all the time "what time is the 3 o'clock parade?" |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 8:46am |
 Coolness: 176350 | "Well, sir, I'm pleased of your offer but, you know, we're a small business we just started, and, we don't think we should do publicity right now. We'll wait 'till the business have good earnings and then we'll make publicity" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» raisinlove replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 1:06pm |
 Coolness: 63860 | This is how it is with my job sometimes: [ theoatmeal.com ] |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 2:29pm |
 Coolness: 160030 | Client : " I don't know what's wrong, I can't place or receive any calls with my cellphone. "
Me : " Oh ok. Can I ask you to remove and replace its battery, please ? " C : " Well, if I do that, I'm gonna lose you " M: " Eeeeerm, from what phone are you calling from ? " C : " My cell, why ? " |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Tue Feb 15, 2011 @ 2:57pm |
 Coolness: 283365 | "May I have the 3 digit pin on the back of the card?"
"I know why you want that 3 digit pin on the back of my card and you're not getting it!" "M'ame it's just a security measure we take in order to make sure you're the card holder, if you pay your bills over the phone or make internet purchases you'll notice the number is required in order to go through with the payment, it's the same here." "You just wanna save 2$ on your credit card transactions" "I don't think a multi-million dollar company is going to fuss about a 2$ loss, your purchase is well-over 300$, I don't see the problem" "The problem is I know exactly what you want it for, see I'm an officer I deal with this kinda stuff all the time so there's no way in hell I'm giving you that number" "Ok M'ame we'll over-look that aspect for now, I trust your judgement" "Yeh because I'm a parole officer and I know exactly what you want that number for" "OH! So you're not a REAL police officer?" Customer:*click* |
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