Bulletproof Monk
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| review : 2/4...
Decided to go see this yesterday...i was impressed by the action scenes, and some of the humour...but it was over powered by the strong scent of cheese.
anyways, wait for the dvd. |
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| you went to see a movie that has lines like "if you don't believe in gravity, it wont affect you" ? |
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| bahahaha good one ian |
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| I feel sorry for anyone who paid to see a movie like that.. I mean, the previews give it away: it's CRAP |
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| I for one don't believe in paying to see movies.. does that affect me? |
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| who rates a movie out of 4? |
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| someone that cant count to 5? |
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| why didnt you rate it on 10 jeff? |
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| And while we're at it, Identity is GREAT up untill the last 15 minutes. Up untill the last 15 mins. it get 8/10, but the last 15 minutes drop it to a 3/10. They TOTALLY destroy any attatchment to the characters and make it pretty tough to figgure out why you ever cared for them in the first place.
Oh yeah, and Insert Manditory Usual Suspects Ending Here. |
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| Sharon if you ever read anything other than the back of a shampoo bottle while taking a shit, you'd know that most reviews are done on a 4 or 5 scale. ex. chicago sun-times & reelviews. |
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| i ALSO read the tags on my underwear when i poo, but anyway when rating on a star system, it's usually done like this: ***--
stay in school, kid. |
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| I am in school? and i never based it on a star system? i just based it on a scale of 4?
sad. |
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| wanna lay in some hay? whadya say? do ya think i'm gay? |
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| no, dunno, yes |
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| CherryOnionKiss - you are one fucking annoying twat. On a numeric slash star scale of eighteen, I give you a shitastic TEN********. Reading your replies to Azazel makes me want to reach for some goddamn
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| also, bulletproof monk looked really weak. I doubt it's even DVD worthy, unless you're a hardcore Chow Yun Fat fan or something. |
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| Test...you'll need more than Tylenol to numb the affects Sharon endows to others...more like penicillin to kill the contagion that encompass her.
Chow Yun Fat was good in the movie...christ that boy can really move...there were just some horrible cheese factors in the last 15-20 mins.
Jade was really hot too...and a lady who knows any martial arts is extremely sexy. |
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| well at least this movie looked better then 'steal'. now THATs a garbage movie. |
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| what are you talking about. bank robbers on roller blades...it's almost as good as rollerball! |
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| I want ot go see that movie with the rollerderby in it and shit.. what's it called again? It's fucking violent! |
Bulletproof Monk
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