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Journey Of Man
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 8:30pm |
 Coolness: 266865 | The Journey of a Man
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits. |
| I'm feeling panda tek mau-mau right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 8:34pm |
 Coolness: 686500 | lol I got that from my dad this morning  |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 8:39pm |
 Coolness: 147235 | hahahh :)
moi j'ai jamais changé d'avis depuis mes 13 ans ;) |
| I'm feeling at home! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 8:45pm |
 Coolness: 146110 | forget all that, what you need more than anything is a girl who is gonna make you food... |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 8:49pm |
| Coolness: 266865 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
lol I got that from my dad this morning
Hahahahahhha yeah my mom sent it to me too hahah |
| I'm feeling panda tek mau-mau right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 8:51pm |
| Coolness: 147235 | I'm a great cook, I just need a girlfriend with big tits :) |
| I'm feeling at home! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 8:56pm |
 Coolness: 94405 | lol |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Apr 20, 2010 @ 10:32pm |
 Coolness: 510470 | Originally Posted By BASDINI
forget all that, what you need more than anything is a girl with big, stable and exciting tits who is gonna make you food... fixed |
| I'm feeling good in the hood right now.. | |
| Neutral [0]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 10:31am |
 Coolness: 230585 | im ageless now, im looking for a girl with all tat and none of it..
a girl who wakes up and figures shes someone new each day. a girl who will go or stay and dont take or give orders noway big or small tits, nothing to do with its.. all in te and fah with lots of me do so te fah waaaaaaa im crying or am i laughing or am i making a fire engine sound or well oar my boat... look spaghetti |
| I'm feeling syreettttttttt right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 10:53am |
| Coolness: 147235 | Originally Posted By FLO
I'm a great cook, I just need a girlfriend with big tits and no lsd abuse :) fixed. |
| I'm feeling at home! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 2:04pm |
 Coolness: 160030 | Originally Posted By EARTHYSPIRIT
im ageless now, im looking for a girl with all tat and none of it.. a girl who wakes up and figures shes someone new each day. a girl who will go or stay and dont take or give orders noway big or small tits, nothing to do with its.. all in te and fah with lots of me do so te fah waaaaaaa im crying or am i laughing or am i making a fire engine sound or well oar my boat... look spaghetti So in essence you're looking for a girl with an industrial grade decoder ring ? |
| I'm feeling [__insert emotion here__] right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Ashigaikha replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 2:33pm |
 Coolness: 74745 | Originally Posted By EARTHYSPIRIT
im ageless now, im looking for a girl with all tat and none of it.. a girl who wakes up and figures shes someone new each day. a girl who will go or stay and dont take or give orders noway big or small tits, nothing to do with its.. all in te and fah with lots of me do so te fah waaaaaaa im crying or am i laughing or am i making a fire engine sound or well oar my boat... look spaghetti Get a job and start getting your sanity back ^_- |
| I'm feeling sun : hathor right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 3:02pm |
 Coolness: 141595 | I don't think sanity is something that you can buy |
| I'm feeling lovely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 3:08pm |
| Coolness: 147235 | but for everything else, there's mastercard. |
| I'm feeling at home! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» raisinlove replied on Wed Apr 21, 2010 @ 3:46pm |
 Coolness: 63860 | at 28 I got the very same thing :O |
| I'm feeling without mojo right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SubMissioN replied on Thu Apr 22, 2010 @ 3:50am |
 Coolness: 27615 | This is fucking awesome thread....kudos to the earthquake tits. Theres only one thing for sure that I found so far in the once called nuclear family life I was brought up to believe would happen is that if you don't choose how to live and die life we'll just kill you anyway. Being heterosexual, as unfashionable as that might be, I have to choose a women so I guess she will be the death of me. Can someone tell me what the fuck just happened in the past 25 years..lol |
| I'm feeling indestructible right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Thu Apr 22, 2010 @ 8:44am |
| Coolness: 147235 | THIS is the perfect girlfriend:
...or not :P |
| I'm feeling at home! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DAVETOTHEGRAVE replied on Thu Apr 22, 2010 @ 7:00pm |
 Coolness: 50695 | Girls are like rainbows or derrr dumb OR OR OR ORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTTA ROW AN OAR WITH A BOAR IN A CANOE! COULD YOU DO THAT? |
| I'm feeling despise right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Apr 22, 2010 @ 8:19pm |
| Coolness: 160030 | Why the fuck would I ? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SubMissioN replied on Mon Apr 26, 2010 @ 3:47am |
| Coolness: 27615 | LOL awesome profile picture...that is so funny |
| I'm feeling indestructible right now.. | |
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