Life Sized Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 2:18pm |
 Coolness: 186280 | Unsuspecting parents purchase a popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by their child as a masturbation toy.
"The demonic characteristics of the Na'vi become obvious when one pays close attention. Their thick lips, suspicious hair styles, tight hind-sides and seductive tails, are all too noticeable to the Christ centered man," says Pastor Deacon Fred. Experts who have examined the giant dolls that have since become the favorite 'toy' of 12-14 year old children, say that the evidence is overwhelming. The dolls were created for the sole purpose of masturbation. They have four openings, and five or six extrusions, making them compatible for male or female pleasure and the innocent curiosity of young teens. .... "One Mother was concerned that her young daughter was not interested in boys," a Pastor noted. "She asked her little girl, 'why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?' Her daughter replied, 'oh momma, nobody I know has dark skin and a nice tail, so what use are they to me?' Her mother was horrified!" yeah, because if your kid is retarded it's James Cameron's fault.... 
entire, and hiliarious, article here : [ www.landoverbaptist.org ] |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 2:29pm |
 Coolness: 686515 | whoa whoa whoa, hold on, rewind that a minute... I can get a life-sized 10-foot tall blue bitch to fuck??? |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 2:38pm |
| Coolness: 186280 | yup!
and i don't understand why they are talking about it as a masturbation toy only seems to me that it's the kind of doll made for an orgy party!!! |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 2:47pm |
| Coolness: 686515 | I think it's a fake, I can't find the dolls anywhere! |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon Feb 1, 2010 @ 2:50pm |
| Coolness: 186280 | hahaha ;)
yeah i tried to make a quick search as well and the only thing interesting that i have found, thought not sure about, is that the Landover Site is a troll |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Feb 3, 2010 @ 10:08am |
 Coolness: 116460 | JVEUX UN DUDE BLEEEUUUU!!!!! |
| I'm feeling too busy to think right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Wed Feb 3, 2010 @ 6:22pm |
 Coolness: 163425 | Naa'vi, the new Edward. |
| I'm feeling first, do no harm right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 1:49pm |
 Coolness: 94420 | me wants! me wants! Where do i buy said toy? |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 1:55pm |
| Coolness: 186280 | it's a fake article, unfortunatly
unless you still can find one, i think screwhead is aswell interested in buying so if you could share the link :P |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 4:11pm |
| Coolness: 686515 | I found nothing  |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 4:33pm |
 Coolness: 227200 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I found nothing
4 days laytah, and yer still looking... Dayum! :) |
| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 4:33pm |
| Coolness: 186280 | hahah |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 6:02pm |
| Coolness: 686515 | I gave up pretty quick..
I bet you could get the RealDoll people to make one for a small fortune! |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» crimson replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 7:24pm |
 Coolness: 67350 | Why is it, this doll doesn't creep me out. You mention realdoll, and my spine shivers.
I'm sure we've all seen the videos/documentary. |
| I'm feeling happy ^^ right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 8:36pm |
| Coolness: 686515 | Originally Posted By CRIMSON
Why is it, this doll doesn't creep me out. You mention realdoll, and my spine shivers. I'm sure we've all seen the videos/documentary. RealDolls have an important purpose in the grand scheme of things; they make sure that the kind of people that would use a RealDoll don't reproduce  |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» crimson replied on Fri Feb 5, 2010 @ 9:04pm |
| Coolness: 67350 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
RealDolls have an important purpose in the grand scheme of things; they make sure that the kind of people that would use a RealDoll don't reproduce
Very true, and I'm glad they've found something to give there love too. But you can't tell me you've watched the documentary and not gotten creeped out. I think it's not that fact they have sex with them, It's the fact they 'love' them and give them persona's and dress them, and take them places... I can go on and on.. but yeah o.O |
| I'm feeling happy ^^ right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Mon Feb 8, 2010 @ 3:20pm |
| Coolness: 94420 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
RealDolls have an important purpose in the grand scheme of things; they make sure that the kind of people that would use a RealDoll don't reproduce
wtv man. I use mine for practice so when i get a chance with a real girl i dont fuck it up. Practice makes perfect, thats wut I say |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Mon Feb 8, 2010 @ 3:35pm |
| Coolness: 186280 | or maybe it will only make you look retarded when you will get the chance to proove your move to a real girl
im pretty sure man doesn't ride their doll like their girl, and if you start humping a lady like you do on your plastic friend, she might just start to laugh and/or ask you to leave or maybe you take care of you doll, and do to it sweet love with kisses on the neck to warm it up? If so, well... i just don't know what to say haha :P |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Feb 8, 2010 @ 3:42pm |
 Coolness: 295900 | say no to drugs. |
| I'm feeling psyched right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH replied on Mon Feb 8, 2010 @ 4:10pm |
| Coolness: 227200 | Originally Posted By GAMOS
wtv man. I use mine for practice so when i get a chance with a real girl i dont fuck it up. Practice makes perfect, thats wut I say Dude, make friends with a hottie and hope for boring evenings. |
| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. | |
Life Sized Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys
[ Top Of Page ] |
Post A Reply |
You must be logged in to post a reply.
[ Top Of Page ] |
