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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Sat Oct 10, 2009 @ 12:45am |
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Date: 2009-08-06, 5:27AM CDT Reverse engineered a Sybian. Need test riders in the next 30 days. No cameras. No internet BS. No sex acts expected other than with the machine. I don't want to have to watch 400lbs of jello sitting on an industrial strength vibrator. Please don't try to add nausea to what will already be a frustrating experience. Single would probably be a good idea. Shyness is not a quality that would suit you well. Once again, no pics or anything like that. Just ride the S.O.B. and tell me if it works. Interested parties should send a picture. Sorry to seem picky, but I'm the one that's got to sit through this. I should at least get to look at pretty for my frustration. I don't expect testing to take long. It won't be hard to tell if it works or not. If functional, the device should hit ebay within a couple of weeks. If you have security concerns, you're more than welcome to bring backup. Oh yeah. Only 18 or older please. Prison isn't on my list of things to do this year. --------------------------------------------- I yelled "get the fuck off my bike!!!" - w4m Date: 2009-06-25, 12:39AM EDT as you rode away on my best friend. there i was, innocently receiving the sweetest kisses amongst the clover, only to realize it was just the precursor to one of the most heart-wrenching good-byes i have ever had to make. my salmon miele is many things. it is my love, my meditation, my physical well-being, and so fucking sexy. i need it. i need it back more than anything. so please, if you stole my bike to trade it for crack, stop! not only will you take the first step on your road to recovery, you will be making it less difficult for a beautiful, devastated girl to find you and kill you (rightfully so, i might add!) or, shower you with praise for changing your evil, thieving mind. if you stole my bike to mix and match parts with others, stop! i know that the spokes are rusty, i know that the chain is dirty, i know that it APPEARS as though i have neglected it, but i think that my bike is perfect as is. so stop. put your wrench down! give me back my bike. if you stole my bike because you need a way to get around town and your feet are sore, i dont care. you dont deserve it... thief! give me back my bike. i will s yer d. i will show my beautiful breasts. i will do anything! give it back! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Sat Oct 10, 2009 @ 11:00am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Sun Oct 11, 2009 @ 10:07pm |
 Coolness: 109490 | Originally Posted By GAMOS
thief! give me back my bike. i will s yer d. i will show my beautiful breasts. i will do anything! give it back! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I need to start stealing women bikes ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Mon Oct 12, 2009 @ 6:13am |
| Coolness: 94180 | you littered on the metro - w4m
Date: 2009-02-27, 5:56PM EST I rode the metro this afternoon from Georges-Vanier to Vendome. You sat next to me and were wearing a tuque. You were trying to open up some sort of electronic device that was shelled in tough plastic. I watched as you tried jamming your keys through the packaging and failed repeatedly to retrieve what was on the inside. I found the way you would scowl and swear to yourself every few seconds charming and it was when you threw your hands up in the air in despair that I really swooned. I really wanted you to get the prize on the inside while I was there to witness it- That was until you ripped a part of the packaging off and threw it away on the floor of the metro car without skipping a beat. You discarded your garbage onto the rest of the passengers, without a care in the world. The spell was over, and your childish fits of rage were no longer cute to me. I fell in and out of love with you during a three stop metro ride. I all of a sudden hated you. and your stupid electronic thing. -------- Looking for Bridesmaids - w4w Date: 2009-02-27, 8:53PM CST So, my fiancee and I are getting married in June. He has 8 groomsmen lined up and I only have one bridesmaid. So, I need some girls who are attractive and around my age to stand up in my wedding. You can be single or taken. It doesn't matter....you just have to be hot. But, not hotter then me. Email me for more information. The wedding will be in Madison and you won't have to pay for a thing. Hope to hear from you! ---------- He had a small penis Date: 2005-01-16, 10:37AM EST So, in my long and illustrious dating career, I've had some pretty bad sex. This has to stop. Here is my rant: 1. Darren. You should wear underwear. Trust me, you want the bulk of extra fabric under your pants to create the illusion of more. Imagine my disappointment when I reached down your waistband and thought it was bent in half. Oh no, it wasn't. And why did you leak so much pre-cum? I mean, [ www. ] You should get a doctor to check that. And no, I didn't cum, although I think you knew that. My clit is not a button on a Nintendo controller. No one enjoys that. 2. David. You need to stay away from my ass. Trying to get in there without asking is rude. And trying to go in dry is just disprespectful. No, I don't want to be beaten with your belt. No, I don't want to masturbate in front of a window. No, I don't want a threesome. And no, I didn't cum. I finished myself off after you left the room, thinking I could have had more fun at home with less mess and pain. 3. Aaron. Why are you spitting on me? And no, I don't like it, but thanks for asking. Please don't lick my chin when you're kissing me. Dried spit from a drunk guy smells really bad after a while. By the way, I don't think we can be friends, for two reasons: 1. I can't look someone in the face after they've asked me to stick my finger up their ass, and 2. I can't look someone in the face after they've tried to lick mine. And no, I didn't cum, but you think I did. 4. Andy. The sex with you wasn't so bad, but you have to actually TOUCH the woman to make it fun for her. Your cock alone doesn't do it. The therapy session afterwards is what really sticks out in my mind. I really hope you get your addictions under control, like gambling, sex, drugs, alcohol, working out and tattoos. Next time, let's skip the sex, you can lay on my couch for an hour and I'll collect $150. Now for the the rave: 1. Allen...simply the best. Allen the Stallion. 2. Brad...where did you learn that tongue thing? We need to send her a thank you card. 3. Bob...the first man to give me an orgasm. Hundreds of men salute you, and so do I. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashleypeace replied on Tue Oct 13, 2009 @ 4:15pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Thu Oct 15, 2009 @ 2:32pm |
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it never ceases to amaze me: looking for fun 420+yayo i have a huge 7 inch cut cock im not looking to email back an forth interested email me, * Location: your place * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests *cock picture not included* and then there's always blatant prostitution requests: Looking for a sexy woman of any age and race who need some $$$ help. I am interested in a sugar daddy relationship, within reasons of course. Perhaps you need a new pair of sexy boots or stilettos, underwear bras, etc. well then I can help. Good looking sane professional non single M 33 yrs old. Hope to hear from you soon ahh man GOLD i tellz you |
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