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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MsShlee replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 9:57am |
 Coolness: 51335 | Drunk sleepwalker babe who trashed my house (After last call)
I told you to cut back on the drinking long before we left the bar but you wouldn’t listen. I should have been warned when you told me you were a frequent sleepwalker but I wouldn’t listen because I was thinking with my dick – you being a total babe with a killer body. I also should have known when we got to my place and you opened the fridge but lost your balance and pulled down two of the racks spilling food all over the floor. I also should have known when you tried to light your cigarette and lit one of the couch pillows on fire. However, you were too good looking and I was hoping you would be sober enough in the morning to fulfill my desires. Anyway, I guess your sleepwalking thing kicked in because imagine my surprise when I woke up to find you squatted next to me on the bed taking a raging spraying piss thinking you were sitting on the toilet. I woke you from your sleepwalk but you were so f*cking wasted that you didn’t even realize what you did. I got you into the shower – both of us covered in your piss – but you fell over taking the shower curtain with you and partially knocked the bathroom sink off the wall. I was pretty mad at nearly having my house burned down, a brand new mattress ruined and my bathroom trashed but I did what any guy would do. I put a plastic tarp over the mattress and still had sex with you in the morning. Anyway, I lost your number so if you remember any of this, give me a shout and maybe we can meet at your place. * Location: After last call * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests [ toronto.en.craigslist.ca ] |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 9:59am |
 Coolness: 78270 | Hahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 11:55am |
 Coolness: 90650 | when i sleep walk ppl find me naked in my house sleeping in the weirdest places..
ppl think its funny, but that chic is hilarious! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 2:09pm |
| Coolness: 78270 | Yess! I'm not the only one that does it! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 2:43pm |
 Coolness: 114305 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA WHEN I SLEEP WALK PPL FIND ME NAKED IN MY HOUSE SLEEPING IN THE WEIRDEST PLACES.. PPL THINK ITS FUNNY, BUT THAT CHIC IS HILARIOUS!
That happens to Jay quite often actually. Sometimes he does it when we're crashin at a friends place too. One morning I woke up hungover, alone, naked in bed. Scanned the room for boyfriend, couldn't find him but noticed that his boxers were on the floor. I was like dammit, please tell me he's still in the house and didn't sleepwalk onto the balcony naked! He was on her couch so I covered him up and went back to bed for a few more hours :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 2:45pm |
| Coolness: 90650 | what u didnt know is that ur friend totaly lured him there :P |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 2:50pm |
| Coolness: 114305 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA WHAT U DIDNT KNOW IS THAT UR FRIEND TOTALY LURED HIM THERE :P
Eww no. They're kinda like brother and sister. Just thinking that makes me wanna yak lol Mind you when I told her about it the next morning she nearly peed herself laughing. And we all had a moment of terror when we realised her older sister had to get ready for work in the morning....and we had no clue if she saw jay passed out butt nekkid on her couch. She didn't, but if would have been MAJORLY hillarious if she had. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 2:57pm |
| Coolness: 90650 | hahahahahahaha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 2:59pm |
| Coolness: 114305 | Indeed :) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MsShlee replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:19pm |
| Coolness: 51335 | i'm glad no crazy chicks come near my house sleep walkin |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:20pm |
| Coolness: 90650 | i would not mind .. i got cuffs |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:23pm |
 Coolness: 160030 | Who knew sleepwalking could be so damn entertaining. LOL ! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:28pm |
| Coolness: 114305 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA I WOULD NOT MIND .. I GOT CUFFS
Cuffs won't be very effective if she decides to take a piss al over your bed. Invest in rubber sheets would be my suggestion. Then you're all set to party ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:31pm |
 Coolness: 510470 | every bed needs a soft plasticsheet over the mattress |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:34pm |
| Coolness: 114305 | True. But better safe than sorry right? If you're bringing a smokin hot drunk chick home, just slap on the rubber sheets, get the cuffs ready, and go at it lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:35pm |
 Coolness: 295885 | or just plastic your couch and do it on the couch!
then you let her sleep on the couch and you go sleep in your bed :D  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:36pm |
| Coolness: 114305 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE OR JUST PLASTIC YOUR COUCH AND DO IT ON THE COUCH! THEN YOU LET HER SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND YOU GO SLEEP IN YOUR BED :D
Jojo you are a wise man lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:36pm |
| Coolness: 295885 | thats cuz I am old :( |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:41pm |
| Coolness: 114305 | but still wise. better than being old and stupid right? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:42pm |
| Coolness: 295885 | yeah
I guess. Wish I could still be 20 though! |
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