if I had a parrot, I'd record a bunch of samples from horror movies of women pleading the killer to untie them and let the go, that they'll do anything if he lets them go, etc...
then I'd put that on loop in the room with my parrot for like 2 weeks, and afterwards invite some women over with the parrot in the living room.
haha nice :P
I would have it learn "habanera" from the opera Carmen
I don't know, I just think every parrot should sing :
"L'amour est un oiseau rebelle que nul ne peut apprivoiser. Et c'est bien en vain qu'on l'appelle,
s'il lui convient de refuser!!! "
:P
parot are evil
i had a grey parrot of africa once, well my mom did, and he almost cut 2 of my fingers
we were in war me and him, he was so jalous of me and my mom, that he would do anything when he had the chance to hurt me
though, he was beautiful and apparently one of the most brilliant bird on earth (mine was probably the stupidest of his family though..... :P)