Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 12:50pm |
 Coolness: 116445 | (519): i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
(405): I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome (703): Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza (905): You had a beer at 10:30 this morning? (1-905): Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 1:06pm |
 Coolness: 160030 | Man, you guys are addicted to that site. LOL ! |
| I'm feeling "flynn lives" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 1:09pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | yup! =D
(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. (707): I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it. Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 1:57pm (703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.' Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 2:14pm (850): You drinking a lot?
(1-850): No. (1-850): Define a lot |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 3:53pm |
 Coolness: 295885 | (816): My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 3:56pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | (509): went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 4:19pm |
| Coolness: 295885 | (909): The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
(1-909): 3? (909): Me, myself and I |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 4:31pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | (206): Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial
(404): Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later. (310): So you didn't like Bolt? (773): I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you. (610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans (1-610): who is canola oil? (610): you're an idiot. Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:05pm (636): Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:34pm |
 Coolness: 77165 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(416): I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck. (1-416): u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u (519): i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man?? (405): I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome (636): Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date. gold (631): She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina (620): How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline? (407): i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks" (703): So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out. (1-703): You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend. Update » ONE.LAB.RAT wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:37pm (304): my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos" Update » ONE.LAB.RAT wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:41pm (603): so you masturbated because Oprah told you? Update » ONE.LAB.RAT wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:43pm (530): You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger. |
| I'm feeling comfortably numb right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:42pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | (203): i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
(787): you smoke with your eyes? (908): well that was a long night... (609): dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened? (908): no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on (917): I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch (740): enter at your own risk (810): Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police (616): What?!? (810): What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police (302): it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:43pm (313): Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:43pm (515): Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
(712): Oh God (515): I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:45pm (262): When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
(612): only room for one pussy in that bed. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:47pm |
| Coolness: 77165 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(302): it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other that's me love is a bich Update » ONE.LAB.RAT wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:51pm (314): My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:49pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | Originally Posted By ONE.LAB.RAT
that's me love is a bich bitch*? ^^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:52pm |
| Coolness: 77165 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
bitch*? ^^ yes thx |
| I'm feeling comfortably numb right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:53pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | (860): What did we do last night that was yellow? |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:54pm |
 Coolness: 141595 | (586): he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today.. |
| I'm feeling lovely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:54pm |
| Coolness: 77165 | (440): i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
(440): I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl |
| I'm feeling comfortably numb right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 5:58pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | (412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom
(724): wtf? (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you (216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks. (440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf? (216): Holy shit r u serious? How? (440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you. Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 6:02pm (651): Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
(952): That text needs to switch to water. Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 6:04pm (415): just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good? Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 30, 2009 @ 6:13pm (205): it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Aug 4, 2009 @ 2:23pm |
| Coolness: 295885 | (780): school has made you so classy.
(514): that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue Aug 4, 2009 @ 2:29pm |
 Coolness: 510470 | If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice |
| I'm feeling forever young right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Aug 4, 2009 @ 3:58pm |
 Coolness: 146110 | ^^^nice illiteration |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Aug 5, 2009 @ 8:53am |
| Coolness: 116445 | (650): I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world. |
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