Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Feb 16, 2010 @ 8:52am |
 Coolness: 116445 | (201): i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
(408): you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face (816): I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight. (417): I'm going for alcohol poisoning. Update » LeChat wrote on Tue Feb 16, 2010 @ 9:15am (231): bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
(517): Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one. |
| I'm feeling born to just never care right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Tue Feb 16, 2010 @ 10:12am |
 Coolness: 159680 | (732): She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
(305): I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him. (410): If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living. (214): Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love. |
| I'm feeling fiendish right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Feb 16, 2010 @ 5:39pm |
 Coolness: 90650 | (917):im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out |
| I'm feeling all fired up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Feb 16, 2010 @ 6:32pm |
 Coolness: 266865 | lolololol |
| I'm feeling panda tek mau-mau right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Feb 18, 2010 @ 11:57am |
| Coolness: 90650 | (270):you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
-WIN! (843):Dude she let me cum on her face (1-843):You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning -FAIL! |
| I'm feeling all fired up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Feb 18, 2010 @ 1:37pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | 850): how was your day?
(404): fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i? |
| I'm feeling born to just never care right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Thu Feb 18, 2010 @ 1:51pm |
 Coolness: 186265 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
850): how was your day? (404): fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i? hahaha mon couple est exactement comme ça <3<3<3craig |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Feb 18, 2010 @ 1:53pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | ahhahah moi cest comme sa avec Alex :P
(785): Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen. |
| I'm feeling born to just never care right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Fri Feb 19, 2010 @ 1:54am |
 Coolness: 94405 | (202 i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
(314) I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!? (269): So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow (1-269): Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10 |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Feb 19, 2010 @ 9:09am |
| Coolness: 116445 | (303): No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
lhistoire de ma vie.. hahahha |
| I'm feeling a rock thrown into the ocean right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Fri Feb 19, 2010 @ 9:20am |
| Coolness: 159680 | We've been over this. You need whiskers to not fall down :) |
| I'm feeling fiendish right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Feb 19, 2010 @ 9:21am |
| Coolness: 116445 | ouiouiouiii!!! |
| I'm feeling a rock thrown into the ocean right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Sat Feb 20, 2010 @ 9:25am |
 Coolness: 141595 | Originally Posted By GAMOS
(269): So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow (1-269): Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10 that kinda sounds like something I'd do... tacos sound great right now.. even at 9:30 am... hmmmm |
| I'm feeling lovely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Wed Mar 3, 2010 @ 9:49pm |
 Coolness: 85915 | Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex". |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Wed Mar 3, 2010 @ 9:52pm |
| Coolness: 159680 | Originally Posted By SOMEKID
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex". Bwahahahahah nice one :D |
| I'm feeling awesome (^^)y! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Wed Mar 3, 2010 @ 11:53pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Mar 4, 2010 @ 12:47pm |
| Coolness: 116445 | (310): So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
(952): I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic (559): So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true? (1-559): That depends on who this is. (425): It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo." Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Mar 4, 2010 @ 1:09pm (918): When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty |
| I'm feeling double this drink up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Mar 4, 2010 @ 2:30pm |
| Coolness: 266865 | (918): When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
AHhahahaHAHAhahaha |
| I'm feeling panda tek mau-mau right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Sat Mar 6, 2010 @ 8:26am |
 Coolness: 163410 | (405): New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
(517): I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen. (979): we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us? |
| I'm feeling sugar and spice and nothing nice right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Mar 30, 2010 @ 8:51am |
| Coolness: 116445 | (936): You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
(585): ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried (716): as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack. (1-716): momma always taught us never to change for a boy.. (613): There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room. (615): The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face. |
| I'm feeling walking, dancing, dancing away right now.. | |
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