Texts From Last Night!!!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Nov 19, 2009 @ 4:41pm |
duuuuude la pabst cest fucking bon! jle repete pour la troisieme fois!
cest probablement la seule biere que jsuis capable de boire si jsuis pas dja drunk :O | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Thu Nov 19, 2009 @ 5:11pm |
Im not saying Hipsters are the only people who drink Pabst. Im saying that all hipsters drink pabst. So if someone is drinking pabst, why take the chance? Sure they might be a normal, or even a stand up guy. But they might also be a hipster.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Nov 19, 2009 @ 5:12pm |
ca cest generaliser. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Thu Nov 19, 2009 @ 5:14pm |
I dunno...suppose Frank have child porn. Frank might just be a stand up guy who happens to enjoy watching child porn. On the other hand, Frank might be a child rapist. Clearly not all people in posession of child porn are child rapists. But would you let Frank babysit ur child? Its the same thing.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Thu Nov 19, 2009 @ 6:27pm |
Originally Posted By GAMOS
I dunno...suppose Frank have child porn. Frank might just be a stand up guy who happens to enjoy watching child porn. On the other hand, Frank might be a child rapist. Clearly not all people in posession of child porn are child rapists. But would you let Frank babysit ur child? Its the same thing. Sometimes its best to air on the side of caution. Awesomeness. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 10:12am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 10:14am |
yup, got it right on the money there.. Best be safe and not risk dating (or being seen around) a hipster. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 10:22am |
(330): Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT. Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Nov 20, 2009 @ 1:05pm (330): Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Termina replied on Sun Nov 22, 2009 @ 2:15am |
Don't mean to be a douche Miss Kitty, but I KNOW some of the people you hang with ARE hipsters. Haha :P | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Sun Nov 22, 2009 @ 12:03pm |
Haha, Matt, your french is getting rusty bro :)
She's actually the only one who didn't diss Hipsters. We're the meanies here. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sun Nov 22, 2009 @ 1:41pm |
(212): Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
(603): Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila. (262): I wish they made helmets for livers. (303): she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out? | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Sun Nov 22, 2009 @ 2:27pm |
(337): Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
(408): I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level. (917): I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant. (513): She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment. (516): I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume (516): Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me? | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sun Nov 22, 2009 @ 2:46pm |
Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
(513): She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment. that can be so true | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Sun Nov 22, 2009 @ 2:58pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Nov 23, 2009 @ 1:18am |
(314): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i loled pretty hard | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Termina replied on Mon Nov 23, 2009 @ 2:21am |
Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
Haha, Matt, your french is getting rusty bro :) She's actually the only one who didn't diss Hipsters. We're the meanies here. I'm aware. XD Just pointing out that fact to her. Haha :P | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Nov 23, 2009 @ 8:02am |
Originally Posted By SLUG.BAIT
Don't mean to be a douche Miss Kitty, but I KNOW some of the people you hang with ARE hipsters. Haha :P bah la :P je sais que jai plein damis hispters.. mais jcomprend pas comment sa TOI tu sais sa :| | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Mon Nov 23, 2009 @ 8:14am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Nov 23, 2009 @ 8:15am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Mon Nov 23, 2009 @ 8:43am |
(727): She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. | |
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