Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Nov 12, 2009 @ 12:03pm |
 Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By SPARKLZ
(631): You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu /facepalm |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Nov 12, 2009 @ 2:06pm |
 Coolness: 114115 | Would be totally awesome to witness mind you. I think I'm gonna see if I get get my friends to ask that next time we're out and really tanked :D |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Nov 12, 2009 @ 2:22pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | dont be with me cause im pretty sure ill end up doing it even if ur only thinking about it |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Nov 12, 2009 @ 3:02pm |
| Coolness: 114115 | *plots* I mean..... |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Thu Nov 12, 2009 @ 4:15pm |
 Coolness: 78080 | I so better be invited for that one! :P |
| I'm feeling head pain right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Nov 12, 2009 @ 4:27pm |
| Coolness: 114115 | If you can't be with us darling there will most definitely be video footage :D |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Nov 13, 2009 @ 9:16am |
 Coolness: 116255 | (267): like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
(304): I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough. (323): I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom. (513): she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it." (410): i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??" |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Sat Nov 14, 2009 @ 4:07pm |
 Coolness: 266675 | (204): She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
hahahha beautiful |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Sat Nov 14, 2009 @ 4:16pm |
 Coolness: 94215 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(267): like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage lol...its cuz I dont want to get shot down by a 14 y/o Originally Posted By LECHAT
(323): I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom. ahahhaha |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Nov 16, 2009 @ 8:55am |
 Coolness: 295695 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
(204): She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous hahahha beautiful this quote is like a description of Dee :D |
| I'm feeling demons soul's right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Nov 16, 2009 @ 9:55am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (847): She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
(630): he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something" (254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer... |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Nov 16, 2009 @ 10:27am |
| Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(254): I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer... lol |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 10:07am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (956): Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
(512): you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried (631): She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best. |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 11:46am |
| Coolness: 295695 | (617): Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads |
| I'm feeling demons soul's right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 6:10pm |
 Coolness: 163220 | (843): i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
(203): THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Tue Nov 17, 2009 @ 7:27pm |
| Coolness: 114115 | Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
(843): i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job. LMAO! Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
(203): THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF I had one of those today <3 |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Nov 18, 2009 @ 8:35am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (706): Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
(305): The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service. (317): just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude. (513): why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Wed Nov 18, 2009 @ 8:58am |
 Coolness: 159490 | (513): why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Bwahahahahh nice! |
| I'm feeling drjnk right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Wed Nov 18, 2009 @ 4:00pm |
| Coolness: 163220 | (305): Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere. |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Nov 18, 2009 @ 4:24pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
(305): Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere. lmao |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
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