Texts From Last Night!!!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:33am |
(909): You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:35am (734): Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:39am |
Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I really don't buy these as being legit. People who text don't type that well, as well as text messages having a 140 character limit just like twitter. my cell got 160 car limits and it's an old phone... so other phone might have more and there phone with qwerty keyboard for easy writing | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:45am |
I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:45am |
These ARE fake, peeps.
Form to send 'em is on the right side of the page. Still. (514): just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:47am |
in the title it says 160, just like in my phone! but yeah we all know a lot of them are fake! | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 11:48am |
(785): You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early. Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 12:03pm (415): its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 12:45pm |
(203): I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
(631): By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made. [ That's kinda awesome ] (402): What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 12:48pm |
(405): sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
(310): YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??! (858): i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him Replies (10) Good Night (2053) Bad Night (80) More from 858 | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:13pm |
Originally Posted By LECHAT
(310): YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??! hahahaha (919): i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles" | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:16pm |
Originally Posted By ONE.LAB.RAT
(919): i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles" HAHAHHAHA | |
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Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:19pm |
(516): If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:23pm |
(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
(864): She announced her abortion via fbk (989): I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses. | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:25pm |
(516): why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo? Update » ONE.LAB.RAT wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:26pm (909): I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice. Update » ONE.LAB.RAT wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:30pm (203): I CAN MOONWALK!
(212): She was not exactly lady-like. Down there. | |
I'm feeling comfortably numb right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:26pm |
(714): DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
(650): the ice cream truck is coming omgomg (1-650): dude, it's 2 am. (650): but its COMING Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:29pm (440): Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole." | |
I'm feeling the bass right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:31pm |
(606): Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier. | |
I'm feeling comfortably numb right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:34pm |
(202): Quick, to the slutcave! Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 1:43pm (404): I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game. Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 2:36pm HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
(732): you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?" (1-732): did i? | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 2:39pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:39pm |
(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson. | |
I'm feeling a ok right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:40pm |
Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson. hahahha ce site est magnifique <3 | |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:42pm |
(858): Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star. | |
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