Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Oct 20, 2009 @ 8:27am |
 Coolness: 186075 | (000): j'ai été malade en essayant de venir
un gars qui nous envoie ça par email à la job pour nous dire qui va être absent aujourd'hui hahaha |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Oct 20, 2009 @ 8:33am |
 Coolness: 295695 | (803): it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
(440): he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now. (641): Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Oct 20, 2009 @ 9:02am |
 Coolness: 116255 | Originally Posted By RAWALI
meh... I'll take part in the real world when the real world caters to my going ballistic on the bottle of rye on thursdays. hahahahah :P |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Oct 20, 2009 @ 1:42pm |
 Coolness: 90460 | (407): You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Oct 20, 2009 @ 1:53pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (604): My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
(609): friends don't let friends hook up with gingers. Update » LeChat wrote on Tue Oct 20, 2009 @ 2:12pm (918): the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing. |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Oct 21, 2009 @ 8:22am |
| Coolness: 295695 | (318): I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line. Update » JojoBizarre wrote on Wed Oct 21, 2009 @ 1:52pm (803): Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:03am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (204): I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
(630): all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:14am |
| Coolness: 295695 | (505): And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Thu Oct 22, 2009 @ 12:14pm |
 Coolness: 141405 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
(505): And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off. ahahhaahaha! nice |
| I'm feeling lovely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Thu Oct 22, 2009 @ 10:42pm |
 Coolness: 94215 | (505) So she asks me if I prefer thighs or breasts… I tell her I’m more into anal and fisting. I am now totally banned from KFC |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Oct 22, 2009 @ 10:52pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (678): he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people. Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Oct 23, 2009 @ 9:04am (320): im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it... Update » LeChat wrote on Mon Oct 26, 2009 @ 12:05pm (217): Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke. |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Oct 27, 2009 @ 11:15am |
| Coolness: 295695 | (352): You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem. |
| I'm feeling lacking sleep right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Oct 27, 2009 @ 11:21am |
 Coolness: 266675 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
(352): You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem. hahaha (217): Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
tellement. |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Oct 27, 2009 @ 1:19pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (712): I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good. |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Chocmonster replied on Tue Oct 27, 2009 @ 9:30pm |
 Coolness: 41305 | (305): I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
(630): she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers. (530): i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry (203): using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs. (301): i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty... hahah |
| I'm feeling i <3 candy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Tue Oct 27, 2009 @ 10:00pm |
 Coolness: 78080 | Originally Posted By CHOCMONSTER
(203): using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs. OMG hahahahahahahahaha |
| I'm feeling quebec city!!!!!!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Oct 28, 2009 @ 11:21am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (509): Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
(406): IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out. (647): Get out of your relationship and into my pants. Update » LeChat wrote on Wed Oct 28, 2009 @ 11:22am (631): im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies Update » LeChat wrote on Wed Nov 4, 2009 @ 10:07am 304): its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Nov 4, 2009 @ 10:06pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (541): dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed.
(516): we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class (914): isnt today saturday? (508): Since when do you wear a bracelet? (603): Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Thu Nov 5, 2009 @ 2:34am |
 Coolness: 106400 | Originally Posted By FATAL
(541): dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed. Ouch! ahahahahah |
| I'm feeling life revolutions right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Nov 5, 2009 @ 8:44am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (925): I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
(813): Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever. (206): he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff. Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Nov 5, 2009 @ 9:14am (856): FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?! |
| I'm feeling princess right now.. | |
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