Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 11:36am |
 Coolness: 295695 | (610): I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
(440): I just did the classiest thing ever. (216): last time you said that you got chlamydia. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 2:07pm |
 Coolness: 116255 | (303): I don't like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast.
(925): no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes. (858): batman tramp stamp. Dibs. (563): My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night. (225): He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day Update » LeChat wrote on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 2:56pm (508): you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 3:28pm |
 Coolness: 84945 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
(440): I just did the classiest thing ever. (216): last time you said that you got chlamydia. HAHAHAHA! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 9:39pm |
 Coolness: 90460 | (818): I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 9:45pm |
 Coolness: 163220 | (803): you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
(219): She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day. (703): I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single. (828): I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework (717): This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be Oh man, so much gold... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 10:42pm |
| Coolness: 84945 | Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
Oh man, so much gold... Totally! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Wed Oct 7, 2009 @ 11:13am |
 Coolness: 114115 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
(818): I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol. AHAHAHAHA YES! Originally Posted By strangedahlia
(219): She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day. (828): I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework (i've had an experience close to this with my laptop while writing a psych paper lol) (717): This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be (LMAO!) Amaxing :) Update » Sparklz wrote on Wed Oct 7, 2009 @ 11:14am (919): Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me". |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Oct 7, 2009 @ 11:18am |
| Coolness: 90460 | :D i know alot of us probly did that already hehe |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Wed Oct 7, 2009 @ 11:20am |
| Coolness: 114115 | I got so freaked out. I like hit my beer in the other direction and scooped up my laptop all in one shot to try and save it! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Oct 7, 2009 @ 11:30am |
| Coolness: 90460 | ctrl-s didnt work? :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Wed Oct 7, 2009 @ 11:32am |
| Coolness: 114115 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
ctrl-s didnt work? :D See now that would have been the rational thing to do...lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Wed Oct 7, 2009 @ 11:58am |
| Coolness: 163220 | I can't even recall how many times that shit happened to me, just with coffee instead of beer. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:14am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (214): you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:15am |
| Coolness: 163220 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(214): you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass. ... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:22am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (618): Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking?? Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:23am (203): I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:38am |
| Coolness: 114115 | (580): I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:44am |
| Coolness: 295695 | (909): Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:46am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (252): He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:48am |
| Coolness: 295695 | (206): My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury.. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:51am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (480): They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..." Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Oct 8, 2009 @ 11:52am (206): Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun. |
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