Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Sep 30, 2009 @ 11:12am |
 Coolness: 116255 | (540): Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice |
| I'm feeling purrfect again :) right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Wed Sep 30, 2009 @ 11:33am |
 Coolness: 114115 | (612): Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks. |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Chocmonster replied on Wed Sep 30, 2009 @ 12:10pm |
 Coolness: 41305 | (937): We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
(519): I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes. (864): After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?! (409): so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister (hahahaha) (334): I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it |
| I'm feeling i <3 candy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Sep 30, 2009 @ 1:00pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (201): i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind |
| I'm feeling purrfect again :) right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Wed Sep 30, 2009 @ 9:09pm |
 Coolness: 94215 | Originally Posted By CHOCMONSTER (937):
(519): I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes. Im totally using that line tonight on facebook. Wut do u think the odds are I get deleted as a friend? Update » Gamos wrote on Wed Sep 30, 2009 @ 9:15pm ok, so i slightly modified it slightly to give the impression of attempting romance to make it extra creepy:
Oh hai babe :). I just checked out all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched the stunning woman I want to spend the rest of mah life with grow up right before my eyes. xoxoxox Update » Gamos wrote on Wed Sep 30, 2009 @ 9:18pm yeah, this is one of those times where Im not going to be stupid. zomg im learning self-control! |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 12:26am |
 Coolness: 90460 | (310): the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
(440): Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing. (305): nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 6:31am |
| Coolness: 114115 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
(440): Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing. Holy crap does that sound AMAZING! |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 10:11am |
 Coolness: 78080 | Originally Posted By SPARKLZ
Holy crap does that sound AMAZING! QFT Originally Posted By muertesita
(310): the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him. Hahahaha |
| I'm feeling i keep forgotting right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:04pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:08pm |
 Coolness: 686310 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand. hahahahahaha oh wow that's bad |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Oct 1, 2009 @ 3:13pm |
 Coolness: 159840 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand. Hahahahahaha !!! That one is awesome. Can you imagine what the girl would be like if the quote was "My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand high off cocaine, drunk and having a severe epileptic attack." Iiiiiiish. |
| I'm feeling "flynn lives" right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Oct 2, 2009 @ 9:14am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (716): Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
(646): miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god. |
| I'm feeling blonditude right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Sun Oct 4, 2009 @ 2:03am |
 Coolness: 45370 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand. <3 (859): Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive. |
| I'm feeling yucky right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Mon Oct 5, 2009 @ 10:57am |
| Coolness: 114115 | (617): So I went to have a [ snack...ca ] you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
(313): No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend. (417): on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there. (301): You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Oct 5, 2009 @ 1:04pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By SPARKLZ
(617): So I went to have a [ snack...ca ] you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus? im not sure its hummus in there .. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Mon Oct 5, 2009 @ 1:05pm |
| Coolness: 114115 | ewwww, i'm never looking at hummus the same way again :(
(301): You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope ( i love this one cuz it reminded of a drinking binge where me and my friend made a massive telephone using plastic cups and string <3 ) |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Oct 5, 2009 @ 10:33pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (504): insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 1:37am |
 Coolness: 130440 | This thread is hilarious :) |
| I'm feeling sunshine right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 8:50am |
 Coolness: 295695 | (410): He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Tue Oct 6, 2009 @ 8:53am |
| Coolness: 114115 | (301): i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
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