Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Fri Sep 18, 2009 @ 2:30pm |
 Coolness: 141405 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
(201): my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums. nice! |
| I'm feeling lovely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Sep 18, 2009 @ 6:35pm |
 Coolness: 90460 | (818): This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Sat Sep 19, 2009 @ 8:01pm |
 Coolness: 84945 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
(818): This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate. HOLY SHIT THIS IS SIIIIIIIIIICK! |
| I'm feeling inten-city right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sat Sep 19, 2009 @ 8:28pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By ENAIRA
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SIIIIIIIIIICK! haha i love it! |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Sun Sep 20, 2009 @ 1:37pm |
 Coolness: 163220 | (678): He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
(508): just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life. (703): Too much gin, very little bucket (818): I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek. (631): there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be. (519): Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven. (618): so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal? |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sun Sep 20, 2009 @ 2:14pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | ur over doing it lol ..
now im gunna have to wait a day or 2 before posting |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Sun Sep 20, 2009 @ 2:34pm |
| Coolness: 163220 | Aaaawh, sorry dude. But I was getting pretty fucking bored here so I really had no choice... |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Sun Sep 20, 2009 @ 4:44pm |
 Coolness: 94215 | Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
(519): Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven. ahahha |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Wed Sep 23, 2009 @ 11:48pm |
| Coolness: 163220 | (812): She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
(563): She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman... |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Chocmonster replied on Thu Sep 24, 2009 @ 12:36am |
 Coolness: 41305 | (563): She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
ahah, aww young naive girlies. |
| I'm feeling i <3 candy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Thu Sep 24, 2009 @ 4:12pm |
| Coolness: 163220 | Oh hai Roxie!
I hear you are pretty good in the Naive department too ;) Update » system_glitch wrote on Fri Sep 25, 2009 @ 11:48am (208): Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
(972): It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old Update » system_glitch wrote on Sat Sep 26, 2009 @ 1:48pm (530): It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 1:48am |
| Coolness: 90460 | (734): Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits? |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Sep 28, 2009 @ 1:28pm |
 Coolness: 116255 | (305): So I feel really bad about last night... can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
(305): gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill (970): did you ask her what wine to pair it with? (909): so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes (570): how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge? (919): his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more. |
| I'm feeling purrfect again :) right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 1:29am |
| Coolness: 90460 | (609): Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
(518): i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina (513): i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot. (814): He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 8:42am |
 Coolness: 295695 | (717): Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
(317): You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang... |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 8:58am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (817): I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
(347): the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant (812): I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads. Update » LeChat wrote on Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 9:07am (651): if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call. Update » LeChat wrote on Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 12:55pm (224): Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
(304): Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire |
| I'm feeling purrfect again :) right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 12:56pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(817): I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that. hahaha |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 1:42pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (774): So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
(636): I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila. (630): Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work (919): She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat. |
| I'm feeling purrfect again :) right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Tue Sep 29, 2009 @ 3:06pm |
| Coolness: 94215 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(304): Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire ahahah |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Sep 30, 2009 @ 11:09am |
| Coolness: 295695 | (650): Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
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