Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:41pm |
 Coolness: 84945 | (517): I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
(503): 24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online. (1-503): That's not a bad idea, actually... (703): He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:43pm |
 Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By ENAIRA
(517): I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice" omg fail! tho i did do that to an ex at some point .. she sent me naked pictures .. i replyed: hey! you got a new tattoo! |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:44pm |
| Coolness: 84945 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
omg fail! tho i did do that to an ex at some point .. she sent me naked pictures .. i replyed: hey! you got a new tattoo! XD lol Update » InnFekchun wrote on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:45pm (512): halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
(480): exactly, that's why i want something interesting (512): slutty neuroscientist? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:46pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | omg lol! esti que c penser! |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:47pm |
| Coolness: 84945 | hmmm ouais.. ou pas pentotue XD Tu vois sa comme tu veux ;)
(630): Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for? (1-630): Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun. (716): Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it. FAIL (207): i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships. (607): How was dinner with ur grandparents? (1-607) I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana." Update » InnFekchun wrote on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:48pm OMFG
(516): she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag". (917): I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sun Sep 6, 2009 @ 4:12pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (917): his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry replied on Mon Sep 7, 2009 @ 7:51pm |
 Coolness: 73805 | "(304): my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos""
Ok so I googled that out of curiosity and get this: [ www.ravelinks.com ] and I thought [ rave.ca ] was fucked |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psyborg replied on Mon Sep 7, 2009 @ 8:52pm |
 Coolness: 106400 | Bwahahahaha that thread on RL is hilarious! |
| I'm feeling like partying right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Sep 8, 2009 @ 8:29pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (917): I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Sep 8, 2009 @ 8:51pm |
 Coolness: 295695 | (514) bob didn't show at Hair we Go so I was disappointed... |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Sep 8, 2009 @ 9:01pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (514): I knows .. I Zorries |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Sep 8, 2009 @ 9:09pm |
| Coolness: 295695 | (514) it's ok you missed a hell of a party! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Sep 9, 2009 @ 11:51am |
| Coolness: 90460 | (404): dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs?
fucking ewww |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Sep 11, 2009 @ 9:47am |
 Coolness: 116255 | (412): fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
(717): Winning. (262): Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat? (515): Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs. (402): but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs. (920): I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too. <3 Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Sep 11, 2009 @ 10:00am (620): My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sat Sep 12, 2009 @ 4:29pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (305): We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction. <--- wow!~ |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Sat Sep 12, 2009 @ 7:05pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (704): i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
(214): So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat. (1-214): Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic. (760): my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg... (716): holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today ! (1-716): How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...' |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Sat Sep 12, 2009 @ 8:31pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(704): i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes. OMG! I loled so hard! Update » FUCKERS wrote on Mon Sep 14, 2009 @ 2:44pm (918): Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Sep 18, 2009 @ 9:16am |
| Coolness: 295695 | (201): my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Sep 18, 2009 @ 9:48am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (970): we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Fri Sep 18, 2009 @ 11:40am |
 Coolness: 163220 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(970): we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome Ouch. |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
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