Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Aug 24, 2009 @ 4:07pm |
 Coolness: 116260 | (567): you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Aug 26, 2009 @ 8:06am |
 Coolness: 90465 | (904): i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Aug 26, 2009 @ 8:35am |
| Coolness: 116260 | (503): I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
(315): He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out. Update » LeChat wrote on Wed Aug 26, 2009 @ 8:52am (919): Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Aug 26, 2009 @ 1:35pm |
| Coolness: 90465 | (503): when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Aug 26, 2009 @ 1:36pm |
| Coolness: 116260 | (631): im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Aug 26, 2009 @ 1:37pm |
| Coolness: 90465 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(631): im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets pwahahah |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Aug 26, 2009 @ 2:25pm |
| Coolness: 116260 | (407): i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub? |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Aug 27, 2009 @ 8:40am |
| Coolness: 90465 | (617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Aug 27, 2009 @ 11:19am |
| Coolness: 116260 | (703): Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
(610): You guys are open that late? (817): she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!' <3333333 |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Aug 27, 2009 @ 5:13pm |
| Coolness: 90465 | (720): There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!" |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Aug 27, 2009 @ 5:14pm |
| Coolness: 116260 | (734): so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Sep 1, 2009 @ 10:32am |
 Coolness: 295700 | (562): tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
(714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Sep 1, 2009 @ 10:40am |
| Coolness: 116260 | (440): pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
(516): I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before Update » LeChat wrote on Wed Sep 2, 2009 @ 9:37am (706): well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun. |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Sep 2, 2009 @ 6:26pm |
| Coolness: 90465 | (717): Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Wed Sep 2, 2009 @ 6:43pm |
 Coolness: 133760 | hhahahahahaha LOL!!! |
| I'm feeling love 4 boxxy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Sep 2, 2009 @ 9:14pm |
| Coolness: 116260 | Originally Posted By MUERTESITA
(717): Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm hahahahhahah |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Thu Sep 3, 2009 @ 7:10am |
 Coolness: 84950 | (352): I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
(847): Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday? (708): We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us. |
| I'm feeling x-pektachun right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Thu Sep 3, 2009 @ 10:05am |
 Coolness: 159495 | :) |
| I'm feeling apocalyptic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 2:06pm |
| Coolness: 116260 | (480): I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
(619): reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy (1-619): sounds legit Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 3:00pm (334): i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
(1-334): so you're single again? (334): yea but it was worth it |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:39pm |
| Coolness: 90465 | bahahahaha!
(314): doooooooo herrrrrrrrr (504): I'm out of practice. be my yoda (314): put your penis in her you must. Update » FUCKERS wrote on Fri Sep 4, 2009 @ 6:40pm (253): don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects. |
| I'm feeling porny right now.. | |
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