Boy Wants To Be A Transformer!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 10:15am |
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A 14-YEAR-OLD boy drank gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" or "Optimus Prime" do in "Transformers," the Sichuan-based West China Metropolis Daily reported yesterday. After the boy, in Yibin City, southwest Sichuan Province, had watched the animated TV series, he began to drink gasoline to become a "valiant fighter" like "Optimus Prime," his father told the newspaper. "He began to drink gasoline five years ago, when we found he liked smelling lighter fuel," he said. The boy's mother owned a grocery stall, selling small goods such as lighters. In 2004, she often found lighters missing two or three days after she'd bought them. She later found that her son had been stealing them. The parents talked to their son and asked him not to do it again. "But afterwards we found our motorcycle's gasoline was always disappearing, and one day when we found the boy had drunk a half bottle of gasoline stolen from the motorcycle, we were too shocked to say anything," the father said. IQ dropped They locked the motorcycle away after that but the boy began to steal gasoline from neighbors and was drinking more and more - two or three bottles at a time. "Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said. "Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he does not know the answer of 7 plus 17." The worried parents finally took their son to hospital where they were told the boy had a mental disorder and a strong "gasoline dependence." "The gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," Peng Houquan, a doctor from a hospital in Yibin, said. "Transformers" is now a Hollywood blockbuster movie franchise and the second live-action film is currently breaking box office records in China. "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" has gained 400 million yuan (US$58.4 million) in the country, breaking the record set by "Titanic" 10 years ago. -------------------- TBH, I don't think his IQ was all that to begin with.. |
| I'm feeling like a drama magnet right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 10:24am |
 Coolness: 295900 | "Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he does not know the answer of 7 plus 17."
FUCK OFF, if he was smart he wouldn't have drink gasoline in the first place... |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 10:26am |
 Coolness: 186280 | jesus
"too shocked to say anything" wait, what? what a sad story... |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 10:32am |
 Coolness: 147250 | wow hahah
I wonder if this is going to be a case of natural selection or the origin of a new race of mutants :P |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 11:34am |
 Coolness: 116460 | i wanna be a transformer too :) |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 1:50pm |
 Coolness: 103690 | So wait, Energon Cubes are really just petrol huh. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 1:51pm |
| Coolness: 295900 | well it was made from petrol in the old animated tv show. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 1:56pm |
| Coolness: 103690 | "Oh those were the good old days, back on Cybertron."
I thought that it was some sort of advanced power source. Thought that such "advanced" beings that had their own planet and space travel wouldn't need petrol. Ha I didn't think I was aware of the environment when i was a kid. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 4:24pm |
 Coolness: 266880 | .. so going to hell for this, but I laughed at every sentence. |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 4:29pm |
| Coolness: 295900 | No worry, you were already going to hell. |
| I'm feeling a ok right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 7:02pm |
| Coolness: 147250 | Dee's a princess, she can't go to hell. |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 7:03pm |
 Coolness: 107040 | If she's 18, she can go to hell. |
| I'm feeling no sleep till tuesda right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Tue Jul 21, 2009 @ 7:35pm |
| Coolness: 147250 | Nooooooooooooo ! She can't and won't, ever :) |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 10:07am |
 Coolness: 123235 | i'm surprised the kid's not dead
but BUMBLEBEE?! man he was always the weakest transformer ever |
| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 10:11am |
| Coolness: 186280 | hahahaha |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 10:37am |
| Coolness: 116460 | OPTIMUS PRIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Turtle replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 12:16pm |
 Coolness: 69230 | very sad |
| I'm feeling stereo right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 1:53am |
 Coolness: 146125 | only in china |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» karma.millie replied on Sun Jul 26, 2009 @ 11:10pm |
 Coolness: 39210 | wonder how it tastes.... |
| I'm feeling wanna hug yo face! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 1:53am |
| Coolness: 146125 | find out... |
| I'm feeling surly right now.. | |
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