3rd Grade Insults
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sun Jun 28, 2009 @ 3:22am |
you're a
Super sonic idiotic brain defected disconected candy coated overloaded meatball head... | |
I'm feeling surly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Sun Jun 28, 2009 @ 3:39am |
cock sucking motherfucking 2 balled bitch (directed at girls)
peter pumpkin eyed freak anyone remember this one? Old McDonald sitting on a bench, pickin his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot, burned his balls, pee'd all over his overalls. Went to the doctor the doctor said "Holy shit jim your balls are dead!" When I die, bury me, hang my balls from a cherry tree, if they crack, tabarnak... bring them back to radio shack! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sun Jun 28, 2009 @ 4:36am |
Originally Posted By HOST_ONE
Old McDonald sitting on a bench, pickin his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot, burned his balls, pee'd all over his overalls. Went to the doctor the doctor said "Holy shit jim your balls are dead!" When I die, bury me, hang my balls from a cherry tree, if they crack, tabarnak... bring them back to radio shack! lol everyone's got a different version mine was like this... Old McDonald sitting on a bench, pickin his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot, burned his balls, pee'd all over his overalls. went inside to cool them off, goddamn dog bit them off | |
I'm feeling surly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Sun Jun 28, 2009 @ 11:58am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Strik_IX replied on Sun Jun 28, 2009 @ 12:43pm |
Mine is very close to Host's:
Old McDonald sitting on a bench, pickin' his balls with a monkey wrench. Wrench got hot, burned his balls, pissed all over his overalls. If I die, bury me, hang my balls in a cherry tree, If they crack, tabernak... Send 'em back to radio shack! | |
I'm feeling no more stress! right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Jun 29, 2009 @ 11:32pm |
(to the tune of the barney song)
i love you, you love me homo-sex-uali-ty people think that we are friends but were really lesbians | |
I'm feeling surly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Strik_IX replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 1:19am |
I love you, you love me!
Let's team up and kill barney! WIth a punch in the ribs and a gun to his head! Pull the trigger and now he's dead! | |
I'm feeling no more stress! right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 6:24am |
yankee doodle went to town
ridding on a lady puller her tit and made her shit and out came the baby | |
I'm feeling surly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 7:32am |
anyone remember the diarrhea ones?
"when you're riding in a chevy, and you feel something heavy, Diarrhea,,,...,,,...Diarrhea,.,.,.,." "when you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter, Diarrhea,,,...,,,...Diarrhea" can't think of all the other ones right now... oh shit, just youtubed it and found a couple haha also i grew up with a different Old Mcdonald version, but can't remember that either... how about this one: "Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Joker got away" | |
I'm feeling like ezbake right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 8:20am |
Originally Posted By DJ_DIALECT
"Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Joker got away" Holy shit, totally forgot about that one ! LOL ! A classic. | |
I'm feeling skate 2 right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 9:21am |
Originally Posted By DJ_DIALECT
anyone remember the diarrhea ones? "when you're riding in a chevy, and you feel something heavy, Diarrhea,,,...,,,...Diarrhea,.,.,.,." "when you're climbing up a ladder, and you feel something splatter, Diarrhea,,,...,,,...Diarrhea" can't think of all the other ones right now... oh shit, just youtubed it and found a couple haha also i grew up with a different Old Mcdonald version, but can't remember that either... how about this one: "Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Joker got away" haha dialect those diarrhea ones are classic some one should put those into a mix... the end of my jingle bells one was different... "Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Joker did ballet" what about this: trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat not too big not to small just the size of montreal | |
I'm feeling surly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 9:55am |
this last one sounded lil too much like one in athf
trick or treat, mah mummy taste good to eat. | |
I'm feeling tarfu right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 11:52am |
haha! i remember all of those!
how about the one set to the generic snake-charming type tune: "in the land of Oz / where the ladies wear no bras... " -don't remember the rest, but i think it was really long... | |
I'm feeling you up right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 1:57pm |
pick your nose pick bum,
now you have some bubble gum... | |
I'm feeling surly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Strik_IX replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 6:31pm |
Pout! Pout! Pout!
Ti-moineau poilu Tu sens la moutaaaaaaarde! Put your nose in my trou d'cul Tu sentira d'la marde! | |
I'm feeling no more stress! right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 6:34pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 6:45pm |
ppl ought to pay me if their want me to work on their garbage .
cheap shits . like im responsible for their junk breaking down on them. oh ! and pipi-caca | |
I'm feeling tarfu right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 7:14pm |
i see london, i see france, I see (insert name) underpants... | |
I'm feeling surly right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 7:16pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Jun 30, 2009 @ 10:02pm |
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