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J.o.k.e.s.

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Thu Jun 25, 2009 @ 11:03am


Coolness: 147010	Entertain me. I want jokes. PS : please ! :)

	I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Party_Girl replied on Thu Jun 25, 2009 @ 12:53pm


Coolness: 378160	How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.

	I'm feeling back to life right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Thu Jun 25, 2009 @ 5:14pm

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Party_Girl replied on Thu Jun 25, 2009 @ 7:54pm


Coolness: 378160	whats green, slimy and smelles like miss piggy? kirmits finger

	I'm feeling back to life right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Thu Jun 25, 2009 @ 7:57pm


Coolness: 167230	my classic joke: why did jesus cross the road? 'cause he was nailed to the chicken.

	I'm feeling you up right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Jun 25, 2009 @ 11:34pm


Coolness: 266640	my 2 favorite jokes: qu'est-ce qui est jaune et traverse les murs? -Une banane magique qu'est-ce qui est jaune et fait pitie? -Aurore l'enfant banane

	I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Thu Jun 25, 2009 @ 11:45pm


Coolness: 176125	Combien ça prend de Corrupter pour visser une ampoule? hahaha juste se le demander c'est drôle

	I'm feeling hyped right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dr_Jwa replied on Fri Jun 26, 2009 @ 12:26am


Coolness: 67665	Originally Posted By RAKOON Combien ça prend de Corrupter pour visser une ampoule? hahaha juste se le demander c'est drôle hahahahaha

	I'm feeling demenagement right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Fri Jun 26, 2009 @ 4:26am


Coolness: 209465	3 vampires walk into a bar. 1st orders a bloody mary. The bartender hands him a bloody mary. 2nd orders a bloody caesar. So the bartender hands him a bloody caesar. 3rd vampire asks the bartender for a cup of hot water. The bartender is confused but her gets a cup of hot water for the vampire. Now he's curious so he asks the vampire "wtf are you going to do with a cup of hot water? The vampire pulls out a tampon.. "I'm having tea."

	I'm feeling konfuzin right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Fri Jun 26, 2009 @ 5:34am


Coolness: 147010	i like this thread :) MOAAARRRRRRRAAAWWR.

	I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn replied on Fri Jun 26, 2009 @ 3:57pm


Coolness: 158920	A guy goes to a bar on the second level of a restaurant and sits next to a business guy apparently on his fifth scotch. They make idle chatter as the night goes on and the business man suddenly shouts "I have had enough of this stupid life!". He slams his glass on the table, runs towards the first window and jumps through. People are shocked of course but our man is a bit too drunk to properly react. Shakily emptying his drink, he sees the business man return to the bar without a scratch on him, sit back next to our guy and order another scotch. They resume their conversation when once again, the business guy screams, runs to the window and jumps down the two stories building. At this point our guy feels played. "They must have some sort of mattress like in the movies. These guys are trying to fool me". Yet again the business man returns to his stool and orders another drink. At this point, our guy has had enough and wants to fool them back. "Yeah, you know what?" he shouts. "I've had enough of my life too! Adieu!" He runs to the window, jumps and hits the pavement, dead on the spot. The bartender glares at the business man. "You're such an asshole when you're drunk, Superman."

	I'm feeling smart went crazy right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Fri Jun 26, 2009 @ 5:24pm

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Fri Jun 26, 2009 @ 7:49pm


Coolness: 176125	Le chinois le plus ponctuel s'appelle Taï Ming Pis le Chinois le plus pénible c'est Lon Lon Than :D

	I'm feeling hyped right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Sat Jun 27, 2009 @ 3:37pm


Coolness: 209465	How do chinese ppl name their babies? They throw pots and pans down the stairs... ching chang chong, ping pang pong

	I'm feeling konfuzin right now..

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