Originally Posted By GAMOS
ok, but say its the same scenerio as before, but instead of cuz relgious resasons, the cute chicadee is allergic to the pill and abortions - like if she gets an abortion or takes the morning after pill she'll go into anaphalactic shock. And now suppose that in addition to the trash bag theres also sissors, glue and scotch tape. And shes like "If you can make a make-shift condom out of the trash bag, sissors, glue and scotch tape, then we can fuck" - then would you?
Well, to me that sounds like a girl that really wants to get it on...
So what about we get out of that crass basement and go to my pad to fuck our brains out with proper rubbery tools instead?
If she says no, then I guess drop kicking and calling her a cunt would be enough satisfaction.
Update»system_glitch wrote on Mon May 25, 2009 @ 1:57pm
Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. I am a professional. Everything I learned about love, life, and relationships I learned from Kevin Smith's movies.
Depends if you can give a girl an explosive orgasm using a make-shift condom out of a trash bag, scissors, glue and scotch tape...
Man, come to think of it, this is getting real kinky ...
In a crass basement heh ...
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