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What Men/women Can + Can'T Get Away With
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Wed Apr 2, 2003 @ 7:51pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Wed Apr 2, 2003 @ 7:53pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Apr 2, 2003 @ 7:54pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Wed Apr 2, 2003 @ 9:42pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Wed Apr 2, 2003 @ 10:58pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Apr 3, 2003 @ 9:53am |
At least men can't be accused of not using their imagination!! THIS Appeared in Sky Magazine a while back. From Laura, 24:
Last year at a Christmas party, I got off with this gorgeous bloke called Mark Digby. He was a real arrogant git, but I've always been attracted to bastards. Little did I know this bloke was the biggest shit imaginable. We went back to my place and he pounced on me straight away. Within minutes, he was shagging me frantically from behind on the sofa. I began to think that doing it that way was really impersonal in this drunken state. But Mark just carried on regardless. I tried to move round myself, but he held me in place, grunting something about his jeans around his ankles making it difficult to move. I was getting well cheesed off and I could feel he was about to finish. I suddenly found myself groaning, "I want to see your face as you cum". I felt him reach down into his pocket and just as he reached orgasm, he thrust his bus pass in front of my face. I stared miserably at a bus pass picture of the git as he shot his load behind me. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Apr 3, 2003 @ 9:58am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Apr 3, 2003 @ 2:37pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Apr 3, 2003 @ 2:44pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Fri Nov 28, 2003 @ 5:40pm |
hahaha that was GOLd!
you know youre bored when... you go back and look at all the old threads. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Fri Nov 28, 2003 @ 9:08pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Fri Nov 28, 2003 @ 9:27pm |
:lol that was freaking prizless
guys get away with ajusting the equipment woman get away with having men by the short & curlies Lee |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Sat Nov 29, 2003 @ 12:26am |
Apparently I can't get away with saying naughties on ravewave...
Hey what's up with that whoreman? |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Sat Nov 29, 2003 @ 1:50am |
girls: Can get away with crying over ANYTHING
can get away with having a different sense of time than guys.. "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" ...one hour later... "I'll be ready in 10 minutes" guys: can get away with pissing ANYWHERE can sleep with lots of people and be RESPECTED for it |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Sat Nov 29, 2003 @ 12:19pm |
What women can get away with.
Im a girl and I work at a Toyota dealership, in the actual shop part, not upfront. So im surrounded by guys all day. I get away with everything imaginable. Ive never been yelled at by my boss. You know why? Because Im a girl. They dont know how to deal with females. They think if they yell at me, ill cry or something. So ill complain about something and i dont have to do it. if i go to do something, they stop me and say, get one of the guys to do it. so im like, pfft fuck, go ahead, saves me time and effort, lol. another thing we can get away with...well me anyways...no one can beat my sad face. I can cry on comand if i need to. men as helpless again it's powers. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» beercrack replied on Sun Nov 30, 2003 @ 1:38pm |
got this in my fwd box today
good for a smirk I don't necessarily disagree ;^) THE MOODS OF A WOMAN An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house to protect loved ones. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad. THE MOODS OF A MAN Hungry. Horny. Sleepy. |
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