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Jehovah'S Witnesses ( How Do I Get Rid Of Them? )
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 3:38pm |
 Coolness: 103690 | >.<
there is not even a remote chance that i will joke around with firearms. All great suggestions, but I'm just going to tell them I'm Anti-theist. bloody hell, 31 300 google results for "how do i get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses". |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 3:44pm |
 Coolness: 186280 | don't tell them that
because you will become their personnal mission i try to tell them once that i don't believe in anything, they almost start crying and were telling me how i need to be enlighten or whatever |
| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GODISDEAD_ replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 3:49pm |
 Coolness: 78215 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
It also works great with anything by Marilyn Manson, though the opening to the Smells Like Children EP with all the crying distorted/modulated babies works extra well. +1000 |
| I'm feeling newyorknewyork right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 4:15pm |
 Coolness: 160045 | Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
It also works great with anything by Marilyn Manson, though the opening to the Smells Like Children EP with all the crying distorted/modulated babies works extra well. That or any older Skinny Puppy EPs like "Bites" for instance. |
| I'm feeling like johnny klebitz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 7:06pm |
 Coolness: 132520 | i simply tell them im satanic, and without leaving them wording anything i get into describing gory sacrifices rituals and redneck/goat/baby/quadrupledgic fucking .
garantee to flag your house for years. also reading "how to make an turn an atheist into a christian" and "how to make a christian turn into an atheist" helps to mindbend a few mormons too. i can only imagine how lost they are before they come over and enlightened when they leave... |
| I'm feeling snafu right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 8:23pm |
 Coolness: 167470 | tell them you're def. they can't talk to you if you can't hear them...
same theory applies if you'd rather cover just your ears and go "lalalalalala" when they try to talk to you :p |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BOBDYLAN replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 10:36pm |
 Coolness: 149110 | Some nice techniques on here to repeal les Jehovas!
Once they came rang at my door: I invited them inside, with enthusiasm as I was **waiting** for them. They entered my house and I offered them a seat an a (already boiling) tea. They started to talk about God and the creation and bla bla bla, you know, the usual Jehova's shit, redemption, sacrifice, bla bla bla. I kept a serious listening, with a pinch of ''uncertain'' (about god). I placed them in a ''good'' mood, asking question about their organisation, their ''names''-''titles'' and so on for about 10-15 mins Then I excuse myself and go the to toilet. I Opened the window and I started to smoke a joint. I did it very quickly and silently. I came back to the kitchen and started to look at them very weirdly. ( I was totaly playing comedy) And started to talk about Jesus in so passionate way - it was almost pornish, full of unpartial jugement and adoration for the christ, it was simply deranged. It last for about 3-5 mins. I sat down and I started to laugh and laugh.... At the exact moment I sat down the first guy sitting got up and I could feel their questioning, their confusion. I liked it so much I beg them, BEG THEM to teach me how to love long time and forever in the NAME OF THE LORD THE CHRIST (and so on). I remember doing strange stuff while they were on their way out, ramping on the floor, crying/laughing with spasm like a cut-in-a-half worm. They never came back. |
| I'm feeling brokeback rave.ca right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 10:43pm |
| Coolness: 160045 | Answer the door naked and panting and go " Oh hi. You're here for the porn movie too ? " |
| I'm feeling like johnny klebitz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 1:23am |
| Coolness: 132520 | haha, once i opened the door in boxer short @ foll with sa and her firend.
we were all waking up and " good morning , have u hear... ? did we bother u " [all nakid or boxer wearing at most] yup we were all having a time here, wanna join ? [both ladies were jaw down, then i finished them with my vision of satanic religion] |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 1:26am |
 Coolness: 123235 | a neighbor of mine got rid of those pests by being nice and inviting them inside
he then proceeded to give them tea with lsd in it they never once came back |
| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 1:28am |
 Coolness: 686515 | oh man that would be so much fun...
"just stay here if you're not feeling good, lie down and rest!" *sneaks off to the other room to put Revolution Number 9 on repeat* |
| I'm feeling your norks right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 1:29am |
| Coolness: 132520 | haha , can i go to your neibours ? ill find a pamphelet. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 1:30am |
| Coolness: 167470 | lol! @ the last 3 posts :)
win win win |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 8:16am |
 Coolness: 179570 | speak in R'lyehian ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 9:31am |
 Coolness: 92315 | If you wnt to keep it simple and civilized, tell them you are excluded as you bow your head in shame. |
| I'm feeling spirit of massachuse right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 12:02pm |
| Coolness: 132520 | Originally Posted By AERIAL
speak in R'lyehian ;) XD |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» karma.millie replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 4:09pm |
 Coolness: 39210 | I just tell them that they already came, that Im buddhist and that Im not interested and I wish them a nice day. They don't come back. And if they would I would just ask them politely to stop because I would sue them for harcelating me or a something like that lol |
| I'm feeling wanna hug yo face! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 4:35pm |
| Coolness: 132520 | Originally Posted By KARMA.MILLIE
I just tell them that they already came, that Im buddhist and that Im not interested and I wish them a nice day. They don't come back. And if they would I would just ask them politely to stop because I would sue them for harcelating me or a something like that lol ^ and now u actually can :) the only time i didnt want to make fools out of the johvas/mormons, (actually it was mormon that time) i simply told them im entitle to the privacy of choosing my religion , and even not have one if that was the case. one of them got all "up chin" to my face and said " what are u an "athesist" " ( saying this in and degradating/insult manner) ... i was about to close the door, but then the manner in witch that was said completely gear me off into destroying his own beleif in less than 5 minutes. i did , really read " how to turn an atheist into a christian " and THEN " how to turn a christian into an athesit " . the point i really scored what " I MIGHT BE AN ATHEIST by your definition, but i dont known, no one does , im prepare to think they might be a stronger force. But its not hear, i yell out to the fucker and still gives out cancer to childrens and youll grow old and die, so while your going house to house preaching bullshit for the name , and being a complete tool : meanwhile i honour my god (whitch is more my parents than anything else : see creators) by CONTRIBUTING HARD ACTION THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY IS MATTERIALISED than sprading air to everyone. " lots of other shit got said, and i think both of them got jobs after that cause they didnt do the rest of the street. that or they didnt want to stay on the devil's street for too long XD |
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