Jehovah'S Witnesses ( How Do I Get Rid Of Them? )
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 11:55am |
 Coolness: 103690 | Do they come back if you were nice to them?
They were 2 and the woman was pretty so i didn't refute them.... and had a 10 minutes conversation about ancient Mesopotamia. When they asked me if i believed in the Creator, i said no. but fuck i was so nice, i think they might come back. fuck! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Turtle replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 12:02pm |
 Coolness: 69230 | they will come back.....They now have your address trust me they did the same to me even if u have a conversation with them and r nice they will come back BEWARE |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 12:13pm |
 Coolness: 160045 | Get a gun. Fake or otherwise. Next they come, wear it in your pants with a portion showing, wear a bandana, large short and pants, look around nervously as you answer the door and ask if they're here for smack or crack.
They might think twice about ringing your doorbell next time around. :-) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» fishead replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 12:15pm |
 Coolness: 76595 | Originally Posted By TREY
Do they come back if you were nice to them? They were 2 and the woman was pretty so i didn't refute them.... and had a 10 minutes conversation about ancient Mesopotamia. When they asked me if i believed in the Creator, i said no. but fuck i was so nice, i think they might come back. fuck! a diabetic friend of mine once had problems with Jehovah's Witnesses coming around all the time. One day he answered the door while taking his insulin shot. They freaked out at the sight of the needle (probably thought he was a degenerate) and ran away... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 12:22pm |
 Coolness: 130645 | Originally Posted By TREY
When they asked me if i believed in the Creator, i said no. but fuck i was so nice, i think they might come back. fuck! Dude of course they will, you're now a prime candidate, you were both nice and you're an unbeliever Thats like a double incentive right there lol... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 12:41pm |
 Coolness: 186280 | the solution is to wave at them through the window while you are naked
one day there was that jehova couple at our door and my boyfriend half naked just wave at them to go the fuck away and they were pretty much traumatize never had those after that |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sickness replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 12:52pm |
 Coolness: 140980 | the best way to get rid of them is to touch their bible.... it works. it's an insult to them if you're not a jehova witness |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 12:59pm |
| Coolness: 160045 | Yeah, they are so easily traumatized, it should be just as easy to get rid of them. :-)
I remember the Quebecois comedian Pierre Légaré in one of his sketches simulating a convo with Jehovah's Withesses which went something like : Pierre Légaré : " so, if I understand correctly, only a selected 20 000 followers will be allowed access to Paradise when the Apocalypse comes ? " Jehovah's Witnesses : " yes, only the most worthy ones will, indeed. " P L : " then give yourselves a chance and STOP RECRUITING " Guy's got a point. LOL. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 1:09pm |
 Coolness: 340590 | Originally Posted By TREY
Do they come back if you were nice to them? They were 2 and the woman was pretty so i didn't refute them.... and had a 10 minutes conversation about ancient Mesopotamia. When they asked me if i believed in the Creator, i said no. but fuck i was so nice, i think they might come back. fuck! I answered the door in my underwear last time they came by. That got rid of em pretty quick. :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 1:24pm |
 Coolness: 109730 | Originally Posted By TREY
Do they come back if you were nice to them? They were 2 and the woman was pretty so i didn't refute them.... and had a 10 minutes conversation about ancient Mesopotamia. When they asked me if i believed in the Creator, i said no. but fuck i was so nice, i think they might come back. fuck! A relative of mine had them over more than a few times, had conversations and made donations for their small magazine and one day he politely told them he wasn't interested anymore. When they came back he insisted he wasn't interested in their message and in seeing them again, I don't remember how many times he had to be firm but I doubt it was more than a couple of times. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 1:33pm |
 Coolness: 167470 | - keep a satanic bible handy. when they come ad say they want to talk to you, you answer" hey great! me too!" and hold up the satanic verses, with a big smile. it helps if you have a large pentagram in eye-sight.
- blare some speedcore and repeat: "what? i can't hear you!" - answer the door with a greasy dildo in your hand - tell them you ARE jehova. - tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face. - or, you can be super nice, and join the club. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 1:34pm |
 Coolness: 295900 | Originally Posted By V.2.0.MINUS.1
Yeah, they are so easily traumatized, it should be just as easy to get rid of them. :-) I remember the Quebecois comedian Pierre Légaré in one of his sketches simulating a convo with Jehovah's Withesses which went something like : Pierre Légaré : " so, if I understand correctly, only a selected 20 000 followers will be allowed access to Paradise when the Apocalypse comes ? " Jehovah's Witnesses : " yes, only the most worthy ones will, indeed. " P L : " then give yourselves a chance and STOP RECRUITING " Guy's got a point. LOL. it's actually 144 000. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 2:08pm |
 Coolness: 686515 | Originally Posted By N.A
- keep a satanic bible handy. when they come ad say they want to talk to you, you answer" hey great! me too!" and hold up the satanic verses, with a big smile. it helps if you have a large pentagram in eye-sight. - blare some speedcore and repeat: "what? i can't hear you!" It also works great with anything by Marilyn Manson, though the opening to the Smells Like Children EP with all the crying distorted/modulated babies works extra well. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 2:15pm |
 Coolness: 114320 | Originally Posted By N.A
- keep a satanic bible handy. when they come ad say they want to talk to you, you answer" hey great! me too!" and hold up the satanic verses, with a big smile. it helps if you have a large pentagram in eye-sight. - blare some speedcore and repeat: "what? i can't hear you!" - answer the door with a greasy dildo in your hand AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Must keep this in mind :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MsShlee replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 2:33pm |
 Coolness: 51350 | throw bricks at them |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masha_Agricole replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 2:48pm |
 Coolness: 101230 | Originally Posted By V.2.0.MINUS.1
Get a gun. Fake or otherwise. Next they come, wear it in your pants with a portion showing, wear a bandana, large short and pants, look around nervously as you answer the door and ask if they're here for smack or crack. They might think twice about ringing your doorbell next time around. :-) ahahahahah yeahh man! way to go )))))))))) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 3:19pm |
| Coolness: 130645 | Originally Posted By MSSHLEE
throw bricks at them even better, play psytrance lol ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 3:27pm |
| Coolness: 160045 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
it's actually 144 000. Great. Don't ever come knocking at MY door, dude. LOL. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 3:30pm |
| Coolness: 295900 | hahahaha! I remember that just because of Pierre Légaré's show!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Apr 15, 2009 @ 3:31pm |
| Coolness: 160045 | ?
LOL ! Really ? That's awesome ! No really, it is. Unlike Jehovah's Witnesses. : ) |
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