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Youre A Geek And You Want A Gf?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Count_Bandit replied on Sun Apr 12, 2009 @ 2:04pm
count_bandit
Coolness: 50085
i sometimes read the matrimonial ads in craigslist
i know that some geek here could really need a lay or something to pass their cyber agressiveness
so maybe this will help you
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Répondre à : pers-q5afy-1118499408@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-12, 2:17AM EDT

Hi, Craigslist.

Longtime reader/reply-er, first-time poster checking in.

Looking for the quintessential sexy geek.

Boys with messy haircuts and thick-framed glasses who spend too much time on the internet debating zombies vs. land-sharks? I'm looking for you!

Boys with great smiles and nice faces who nevertheless blush when told just how cute they are? I'm looking for you!

Boys who like to look sharp but can't wait for Halloween to pull out the best movie/comic/pop-culture-themed costume they've been working on all year? I'm looking for you!

Boys who like to read great books, but are no stranger to graphic novels and have been known to sneak a video game or ten? I'm looking for you!

Boys who are tall and a little lanky but seem to fall all over themselves if asked to play basketball? I'm looking for you!

Boys who don't mind when a girl can outgeek them! Boys who can make a girl laugh, who can make her swoon, who can share geekgasms over the latest comic-book movie casting info! Boys who know that Craigslist isn't just for poorly-written booty calls! Boys who are confident enough to know that they're cute enough and smart enough to get a girl if they really want one but are seeking a Miss Right who can match wits with them in a game of movie trivia or name-that-supervillain!

I'M LOOKING FOR YOU!

[ montreal.fr.craigslist.ca ]

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----------or this one if you want an easy trip with two foreign lady (you can tell them youre a well known DJ!)
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2 Easter Dates - 23 (montreal)
Répondre à : pers-ds4cr-1118195224@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-11, 7:49PM EDT

Hello Gentlemen,

We are two university ladies, 23 and 22, away from home but looking to continue an ester celebrating tradition with two wholesome, intelligent, attractive gentleman (non vegetarians please). Photos are a MUST, as well as a description of the ideal day.

Lets crack some eggs!

B & E
[ montreal.fr.craigslist.ca ]
Update » Count_Bandit wrote on Sun Apr 12, 2009 @ 2:26pm
This for you buddy!

Sexy fatal libertine - 25 (not sure)
Répondre à : pers-dg5nw-1117602623@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-11, 12:48PM EDT

Hi, my friend has a friend who has a friend who knows a girl who want to fin a man for a day or two. So, I decided to put an add for her.

The scent of that girl is like a cocktail made out of a thousand roses (doesn't taste good, but it smells good at least). She likes to fuck a lot with no condom so you must be open minded and willing to develop many sexually transmitted deseases. She is going to rock your world for two or three days, but then whe has to leave. Where? Well, I really can't tell. I'll I know is that she's going to break your heart buddy and you'll never see your LCD TV again.

If you want more info on her, don't hesitate to contact me. Don't send your pic, cuz if you're interested in that, you're probably an uggly mf anyway and she don't care.
I'm feeling for food right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Mon Apr 13, 2009 @ 1:19am
one.lab.rat
Coolness: 77180
Originally Posted By S.T.F.U

Sexy fatal libertine - 25 (not sure)
Répondre à : pers-dg5nw-1117602623@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-11, 12:48PM EDT

Hi, my friend has a friend who has a friend who knows a girl who want to fin a man for a day or two. So, I decided to put an add for her.

The scent of that girl is like a cocktail made out of a thousand roses (doesn't taste good, but it smells good at least). She likes to fuck a lot with no condom so you must be open minded and willing to develop many sexually transmitted deseases. She is going to rock your world for two or three days, but then whe has to leave. Where? Well, I really can't tell. I'll I know is that she's going to break your heart buddy and you'll never see your LCD TV again.

If you want more info on her, don't hesitate to contact me. Don't send your pic, cuz if you're interested in that, you're probably an uggly mf anyway and she don't care.


mmm hard love
I'm feeling ultra ultra crap right now..
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