Who Will Jesus Damn
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 1:16pm |
 Coolness: 163425 | Saw that as a signature on some baptist forum (thanks N.a for the link!)
Who will jesus damn? Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses: Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8) .......... And all that time, I was under the impression these books where about God, and that only the new testament even mentionned Jeebus. Damn, I suck a religiolololy :( Discuss. Who's first to burn on the pyres? Who gets the ananas in the ass? Who gets to lay the whore of babalon? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 1:17pm |
 Coolness: 73805 | Laurent (Apocalypse 2:30) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 1:19pm |
 Coolness: 167470 | hahaha! awesome...i was thinkin' about posting that sig...
i was reading the list, and thought to myself: "damn...that's, like, everyone!" oh man, some are too funny: The effeminate (sorry goths & emos, you're goin' to hell), The Fearful (that means you too, God fearing baptists!), Inventors Of Evil (sorry Bill Gates, to hell with you!), Drunkards (sorry, [ rave.ca ] ) ...and Sorcerers ( o_O ) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 1:38pm |
| Coolness: 163425 | Bunnies aren't damned.
Let's all be more like bunnies, and less like .... well ... humans. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 9:42pm |
 Coolness: 114320 | Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA
Let's all be more like bunnies, and less like .... well ... humans. I'm down with the ears and the cute tails, but I'll be damned if I'm eating lettuce! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 9:43pm |
| Coolness: 163425 | Originally Posted By SPARKLZ
I'm down with the ears and the cute tails, but I'll be damned if I'm eating lettuce! Oh yeah? And where in the bible does it say that lettuce eaters will be damned? Huh? HUH?? HUH-HUH ?!? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 9:46pm |
| Coolness: 114320 | It's in there somewhere. That vile leafy food came straight from hell. I hate lettuce. Unless it's SUPER fresh and crispy, it's totally gross.(imo) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 9:47pm |
| Coolness: 163425 | Oh well, I'm still down for a world where all girls wear a bunny suit ... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 9:52pm |
| Coolness: 114320 | ^.^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 11:34pm |
 Coolness: 123235 | but apparently if you hump like bunnies while not being married you are condemned for eternity of pain and suffering. and given the obvious, abortions are bad too and you're also damned from using a condom.
hmmm eternal torments in the flaming pits of hell vs children..... dun dun dun ah well, i bet all the cool fun people are in hell anyway so break out the sunscreen |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 11:42pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Tue Apr 7, 2009 @ 11:45pm |
| Coolness: 167470 | hahaha! ...then you can hang out with the "Backbiters" (whatever the fuck they're supposed to be) and "The Abominable" (snowman?)... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Wed Apr 8, 2009 @ 12:39am |
 Coolness: 87430 | these people...
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Wed Apr 8, 2009 @ 12:57am |
 Coolness: 77635 | ABERAXAS AND DOLLAR SIGNS ON THE 666 OF THE HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST
I AM HE WHO ART THE ONE THAT IS DRINK OF ME AND BE AN ETERNAL STAR AL ASTRA AURELIUS 666 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Apr 8, 2009 @ 9:41am |
 Coolness: 295900 | I prefer become a Wendigo. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Wed Apr 8, 2009 @ 10:09am |
| Coolness: 163425 | Pagan, you'll be damned, too. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Apr 8, 2009 @ 12:03pm |
 Coolness: 160045 | Wait. Sorcerers too ? Fuck.
* removes wizard robe and hat * |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Apr 8, 2009 @ 12:05pm |
 Coolness: 686515 | Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
I prefer become a Wendigo. you gotta be a cannibal to become a wendigo. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Wed Apr 8, 2009 @ 12:07pm |
| Coolness: 87430 | the Wendigo in Pet Sematary was awesome. I remember that book scared the living shit out of me when I was a kid |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Apr 8, 2009 @ 12:19pm |
| Coolness: 686515 | oh hell yeah, that was an awesome book! The movie was great also.. I need to track that down actually hehehe.. |
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