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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sun Mar 29, 2009 @ 10:28pm
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SHAMFUCKINGWOW !



[ consumerist.com ]

Slap chop to the face! Vince Shlomi, aka the ShamWow Guy, aka You're Gonna Love My Nuts, was "arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room," reports the Smoking Gun.

Shlomi says the prostitute bit his tongue while kissing him, so he had to punch her to get her to let go. We guess that's one of those things you learn in the real world, like how to survive a bear attack or how to fend off a shark. The police, however, say both of them were drunk, which sounds even more believable. The website reports that prosecutors decided not to file formal charges against either party this month.

Full article : [ www.thesmokinggun.com ]




I wonder if the handcuffs were made in Germany. You know those germans make quality products !
I'm feeling like nico bellic right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Sun Mar 29, 2009 @ 10:31pm
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looks like the hooker gave him herpes too
I'm feeling you up right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Sun Mar 29, 2009 @ 10:32pm
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Can a Shamwow towel suck herpes off a face too ?

He's becoming quite the king of suckage. :)
I'm feeling like nico bellic right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nathan replied on Sun Mar 29, 2009 @ 10:38pm
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lol!

...i guess no one actually loves his nuts, otherwise he wouldn't have to pay for sex.
I'm feeling you up right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Sun Mar 29, 2009 @ 11:10pm
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Look at that, you got body fluids, blood, what is that, liquid stool, you gonna use a towel? Gonna take you 5, 6, look at this 10 paper towels, still got muck and look, all this paper. Forget it, with Shamwow look at that, no fuss no muss.
I'm feeling mighty frisky right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 1:28am
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Sacrament c'est quoi ces prix ? Us land of expensive hospitals and prostitutes ?

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 1:50am
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SHAMPOW!!!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Count_Bandit replied on Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 3:31pm
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c'était peut etre mas son premier client de la journée.... :S
I'm feeling for food right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashleypeace replied on Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 6:22pm
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lol, i hate his infomercials XD
I'm feeling happy hardcore!!! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 6:23pm
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but I'm sure you love his nuts.
I'm feeling laundering karma right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 6:25pm
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I love his nuts.
I'm feeling deadmau5 won a juno! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashleypeace replied on Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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Originally Posted By STRANGEDAHLIA

but I'm sure you love his nuts.


negative =[
I'm feeling happy hardcore!!! right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Mon Mar 30, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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Originally Posted By ZIMMERMAU5

I love his nuts.


lol hehehehehehe
I'm feeling a little teapot right now..
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