The Masturbate Until You Chafe Thread
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| rug burns on your dick are NOT fun. |
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I'm feeling your norks right now.. |
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| agreed |
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I'm feeling happy hardcore!!! right now.. |
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| Okay.
Done.
What now? |
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| Salt.
lots of salt. |
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| lmao |
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| Then the lemons. |
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| Originally Posted By LUKEPERIL
Then the lemons.
Not a good idea; you wouldn't want to get lemon-aids, now, would you? |
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| Har har har.
Ok done groaning. The important thing after that is a homemade piercing, prince albert style. Then you stick your dick through a hole in a long board you can lie down on, suspended on bricks. Then you put a chain in your Prince Albert and hang a 10 lb weight from that chain. Sleep like this for a week and you will have a long and torn up penis. |
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| haha, lemon aids! |
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| what do you call a hooker with no legs? |
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| a lawn ornament?
ps. blood makes the best lubricant |
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| omg, blood and semen. bff! |
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| Originally Posted By HOST_ONE
what do you call a hooker with no legs?
Originally Posted By wizdumb
a lawn ornament?
Rolaids! |
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| Originally Posted By HOST_ONE
Rolaids!
No, that's a fag in a wheelchair! |
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| you're right, ok ok ok
lemme ask it again
What do you call a hooker with no legs? |
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| a whore? |
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| A NIGHTCRAWLER!
OOOHH!!! |
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| lol
what do you call a hooker with a runny nose? |
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| haha shoot |
The Masturbate Until You Chafe Thread
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