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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 6:49pm |
Sorry Daf, the damage has been done... :P
If It's any consolation, I hear most guys dont last longer than 2 minutes and a half, the first time they cum. | |
I'm feeling love right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 6:51pm |
"3 minutes ,thats all the fuck i got,im gonna get mine,you better get yours"
Bernie Mac. | |
I'm feeling merkle right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 6:52pm |
Not true. It took me about 15-minutes the first time I had sex. Mostly because it took me about 13-minutes to find out where I was supposed to put my penis. | |
I'm feeling cool right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» sabinonstop replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 6:53pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 6:53pm |
i miss cocaine for the simple fact it turns you into a sexual dynamo that lasts forever. | |
I'm feeling merkle right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 6:55pm |
I meant the first time you cum while having sex. (cus you are allowed and even encouraged to come more than 1 time) | |
I'm feeling love right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 7:01pm |
Originally Posted By DATABOY
I meant the first time you cum while having sex. (cus you are allowed and even encouraged to come more than 1 time) I know, I was just fooling around. | |
I'm feeling cool right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 7:07pm |
Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911
i miss cocaine for the simple fact it turns you into a sexual dynamo that lasts forever. QFT. Like the mothafukin' Energizer bunny. | |
I'm feeling like nico bellic right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 7:09pm |
nothing like tooting a couple lines and seeing how far you can stick your tongue up a girls asshole. | |
I'm feeling merkle right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 7:12pm |
It ain't bling if your tongue's not way up her thing. | |
I'm feeling like nico bellic right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 7:57pm |
Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911
i miss cocaine for the simple fact it turns you into a sexual dynamo that lasts forever. Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911
nothing like tooting a couple lines and seeing how far you can stick your tongue up a girls asshole. Originally Posted By v.2.0.minus.1
It ain't bling if your tongue's not way up her thing. *writes down awesoem tips* Between this and remembering not to punch a girl in the face during rough sex, Im gonna be the next sex-sod phenomenom | |
I'm feeling apathetic right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 8:13pm |
This thread reminds me of the old days I was working in a depanneur: I was reading the intellectual weekly mag "Allo peaulisse", and this guy wrote a letter saying that he could taste the vanilla of his gf's twat when she had vanilla ice cream.
Anyways... my ex told me that celery make it taste better and aspargus makes it awful. | |
I'm feeling steak and cheese right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 9:02pm |
so this is what all you kids talk about nowadays... | |
I'm feeling battery operated right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 9:03pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 10:54pm |
Originally Posted By DATABOY
Sorry Daf, the damage has been done... :P haha no dammage, but indeed a good laugh being embarassed is a waste of time :P but for your smelly cum problem boys, i read somewhere that its just like pee, and if it smells too strong, drink more water and now who wants a watermelon? | |
I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 10:57pm |
id love one [ ks,.ca ] i get some fried chicked and 40 oz of beer with that aswell please. | |
I'm feeling merkle right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 11:02pm |
I dunno wtf it is, but if I eat some curry (any kind of dish with curry) my dick totally reeks of it for a couple of days. I get that with certain kinds of fish, also, but only if it's cooked; sushi doesn't seem to do anything.
Fucking bizzare. | |
I'm feeling your norks right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Wed Mar 4, 2009 @ 11:05pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Thu Mar 5, 2009 @ 1:03am |
Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
I dunno wtf it is, but if I eat some curry (any kind of dish with curry) my dick totally reeks of it for a couple of days. I get that with certain kinds of fish, also, but only if it's cooked; sushi doesn't seem to do anything. Fucking bizzare. try washing your hands after you eat.... just for the record i can't touch my penis for 36 hours after coming in contact with the chalet bbq wing sauce. why the hell doesn't that smell leave your fingers??? | |
I'm feeling republican right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Thu Mar 5, 2009 @ 1:10am |
DUDE, I just had that shit tonight...I dunno what the fuck it is, that hickory sauce is STRONG! |
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