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The Definition Of Irony.

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 13, 2009 @ 2:44pm


Coolness: 686330	An Alaska lottery held to raise money for a group that helps sexual abuse victims had a surprise winner: a convicted sex offender. Alec Ahsoak, who according to the state sex offender registry was convicted in 1993 and 2000 for sexual abuse of a minor, came forward Saturday with the winning ticket for the $500,000 Lucky Time Pull Tabs jackpot. Proceeds of the lottery help Standing Together Against Rape in Anchorage, a nonprofit group that offers support to sexual assault victims among other services. "It's not how we had envisioned the story going," Nancy Haag, the group's executive director, told CNN Radio. Alaska has the highest per capita number of rape cases in the United States, according to FBI statistics. "With a ranking that high, it's ironic that the person who wins is a convicted sex offender," Haag added. Ahsoak's past was first revealed by KTUU-TV in Anchorage on Sunday. His attorney, Lance Wells, did not immediately return a call Monday from CNN. Efforts to reach lottery organizer Abe Spicola, who owns Lucky Times Pull Tabs, were unsuccessful late Monday. But Spicola told the Anchorage Daily News that Ahsoak "was going to buy a house and said he was going to donate part of it to God, and, you know, charity."

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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Tue Jan 13, 2009 @ 4:19pm


Coolness: 151200	Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD "It's not how we had envisioned the story going," Nancy Haag, the group's executive director, told CNN Radio. No kidding! lol

	I'm feeling cool right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 13, 2009 @ 4:23pm


Coolness: 686330	understatement of the fucking century lol

	I'm feeling your norks right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Tue Jan 13, 2009 @ 4:27pm


Coolness: 151200	I know! I can just imagine the jaws of every citizen in the state of Alaska dropping when they found out who the winner was. Talk about facepalm. All this gives me an idea for a rage comic.

	I'm feeling cool right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jan 13, 2009 @ 4:32pm


Coolness: 295715	Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD understatement of the fucking century lol indeed it is :D

	I'm feeling hooo right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Wed Jan 14, 2009 @ 1:48am

The Definition Of Irony.

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