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The Farts Thread
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Dec 15, 2008 @ 9:50pm
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tell me about your farts,

what do you eat to make the worst/most farts?

for lunch i had curry and now i am farting up a storm, really bad smelling too, like something is on fire and they sort of linger and hang in the air...
I'm feeling surly right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Dec 15, 2008 @ 10:13pm
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man, I fart aaaaaaall the time, no matter what I eat.

The worst, I find, is pasta. I swear, man, when I eat pasta, I could kill someone wearing a gas mask.

I actually need a new computer chair because of the amount of farting I've done over the past 2 years. It's just absorbed this reek, and fabreeze does nothing anymore.
I'm feeling older right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corrupter replied on Mon Dec 15, 2008 @ 10:21pm
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mangez une soupe aux pois et par après mangez une canne de fèves aux lards en ajoutant du sirop d'érable dedans .... j'vous garrantie que vous allez péter puant ;) ..... cé terrible l'effet que ça peut donner aux intestins
I'm feeling corrupted right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Mon Dec 15, 2008 @ 11:08pm
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Originally Posted By CORRUPTER

mangez une soupe aux pois


for sure, also onion soup, at least for me, gives me these awful 'burning' farts that stink to high heaven
I'm feeling surly right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 12:05pm
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girls don't fart.
I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 12:12pm
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si seulement

dès que je commence à boire, ou que je suis sur la E, j'arrête pas de courir pour cacher mes pètes! huh :X
I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 1:13pm
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I only have brain farts
I'm feeling gabber bitch right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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Girls queef.
I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 1:41pm
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they can blow bubbles, too!
I'm feeling your norks right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 4:51pm
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Can we visit a fartologist?
I'm feeling like a hobo right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 5:28pm
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Originally Posted By DAF

...ou que je suis sur la E, j'arrête pas de courir pour cacher mes pètes! huh :X


Tellement! Fucking E-sharts... Watch out!
I'm feeling cool right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corrupter replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 5:35pm
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Originally Posted By DRGONZO

girls don't fart.


that's false !!!!
I'm feeling corrupted right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Count_Bandit replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 6:56pm
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I dont fart: I SHART (shit + fart)
I'm feeling for food right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corrupter replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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lollllz
I'm feeling corrupted right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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Originally Posted By DRGONZO

Girls queef.


anything that smells like morning cornflakes or grill cheeze really *bucket hurl*
I'm feeling univox u2048 *x2* right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 7:21pm
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Originally Posted By DRGONZO

Girls queef.


Silent but violent is always the answer. Then u blame it on someone else. =P
I'm feeling blrlrlrlrlrllrp right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Dec 16, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD

anything that smells like morning cornflakes or grill cheeze really *bucket hurl*


i don't get it.
I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 2:58pm
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i think im saying anything qweefs smells like that.

but thats a third person point of view.

plus is pretty relative to what the person eats will definitely define the odour of qweefs.

i bet that anything milk product, or meat will shift it from "lucious" to "im filling the toilet with my last meals and its about to overflow"

it would be a good thing to draw a list of stuff that shift a person smell depending on aural injection.
I'm feeling univox u2048 *x2* right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Daf replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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voyons, j'pense qu'y'a du monde qui manque d'expérience dans place

un pète de noune sans sens fuck all, peut importe ce que tu manges

c'est juste parce qu'y'a trop d'air donc ça sors et pourquoi y'a trop d'air? ma te laisser y penser

pis si un moment donné tu manges une pitoune pis a te lâche un pète de noune qui sens autre chose que la noune, si j'étais toi, j'arrêterais de manger
Update » Daf wrote on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:31pm
*ça sens
I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dr_Jwa replied on Wed Dec 17, 2008 @ 3:30pm
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Hahahahahahhaahahha!!!
I'm feeling plein de couleur right now..
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