You Know You'Re A Jaded Raver When.....
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zimmermau5 replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 1:47am |
 Coolness: 78105 | You snicker when you hear someone say “PLUR”
You finally realize that path pants are heavy and impractical You blame candy kids for everything retard in the scene You find out how much better European electronic music really is You realized how lame progressive trance is You fint out that American DJs are completely overrated You have close friends that don’t give a fuck about raving You think that maybe you don’t give a fuck either The smell of Vicks makes you physically ill You can’t help but laugh when someone tries to give you a “glowstick show” You learn to break You drink beer at parties You quit collecting flyers You wouldn’t mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died You are actually called by your real name You realize the general public shouldn’t be blamed for hating raves You talk s?!t as much as possible You DESPISE happy hardcore You DESPISE candy You no longer feel the need to advertise you “rave-ness” to the world You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn’t You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD You think that dancing like you’re running in place has all the skill and style of a penguin wadding with a stick up its butt You have day dreams that involve Teletubbies and a large rusty chainsaw Your parents gave up in you ever becoming normal a long time ago You hate rave hoes You begin to notice how often big DJs blow mixes You think sweaty guys running around the party shirtless should get their asses kicked out You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police and any other authority You say “ill” a lot You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not You’ve “accidentally” kicked people sitting in the middle of the dance floor You find the jungle room more appealing now You can actually DANCE to jungle You realize that ravers aren’t nearly as genuine as hippies You know raving is mainstream as fuck The bigger the flyer, the less you want to go You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately Your sleeping and eating habits are completely f?!ked up You are amazed that you are somehow still alive You can’t remember the last time you went to a party and didn’t think it sucked You can’t remember much in general |
| I'm feeling mommy like right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Necspress replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 2:16am |
 Coolness: 54350 | k i am jaded ... excluding the last 5. |
| I'm feeling n/a right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 2:21am |
 Coolness: 151205 | Oh, you forgot:
"You've seen this thread posted over 10-times." |
| I'm feeling cool right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 2:26am |
 Coolness: 266700 | wow, I'm beyond jaded |
| I'm feeling like pea right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 2:29am |
 Coolness: 686335 | hey, I <3 rave hoes! |
| I'm feeling over 9000 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 3:06am |
 Coolness: 73830 | 
ftw |
| I'm feeling wtf charles? right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 3:14am |
| Coolness: 266700 | nice tan. |
| I'm feeling like pea right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ONE.LAB.RAT replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 4:02am |
 Coolness: 77000 | Originally Posted By ZIMMERMAU5
You blame candy kids for everything retard in the scene You find out how much better European electronic music really is You realized how lame progressive trance is You fint out that American DJs are completely overrated You have close friends that don’t give a fuck about raving You think that maybe you don’t give a fuck either The smell of Vicks makes you physically ill You can’t help but laugh when someone tries to give you a “glowstick show” You learn to break You drink beer at parties You quit collecting flyers You wouldn’t mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died You are actually called by your real name You DESPISE happy hardcore You DESPISE candy You no longer feel the need to advertise you “rave-ness” to the world You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD You begin to notice how often big DJs blow mixes You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not You know raving is mainstream as fuck The bigger the flyer, the less you want to go hey my name jean (aka smog (aka one lab rat)...) ....im jaded |
| I'm feeling -------0--0-0----0-- right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 4:49am |
 Coolness: 94240 | a) This list blurs the line btwn mature ravers, burnt out ravers, and jaded ravers.
b) Its ok to be a mature raver...I love them. They give you perspective, and help you grow, and you have awesome conversations with them, and yeah, theyre totally a positive part of the collective. Everyone gets burnt out...its normal. IMO Jaded ravers are those who are clearly no longer want to be in the scene anymore. Its just, theyre not ready to leave the scene cuz they have nothing else to turn to... If you're burnt out, take a break. If you've not in the same place as the scene anymore, its time to say good [ bye...com ] back and visit everyone in a while. Yep, break ups are tough, but its time to move on. |
| I'm feeling at home ^__^ right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cutterhead replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 4:52am |
 Coolness: 132340 | dam, even the other one that has added up afterwards is crosschecked.
XD busted for eurotechno, at least im not like that ... now ... *hem* cant you read, were not burnt out they are :D ... lol im never been jaded, i walk away of lots of phase, without actually moving and travelling far at the same time... what were we talking again ? oh my parents think im a freak |
| I'm feeling 4.5kw 240vrms 30a right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 5:54am |
 Coolness: 73625 | im not jaded but can answer yes to half of the question in the list i guess |
| I'm feeling positif right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 8:21am |
 Coolness: 176185 | That is a description a jaded raver who start raving for the raves
not the music Because, If it's for every kind of ravers, then, I was jaded in the beginning And My real name is Nicolas :p Oh and... Originally Posted By MICO
"You've seen this thread posted over 10-times." +1 |
| I'm feeling overtime right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 8:25am |
 Coolness: 472550 | cool, i aint close to jaded after all this time ... |
| I'm feeling tech-tard right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 10:22am |
 Coolness: 153750 | neither am i! |
| I'm feeling hardcore right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 11:06am |
 Coolness: 295720 | yes you are... |
| I'm feeling sleepy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 11:13am |
 Coolness: 159865 | You're really jaded if you need a list to tell you you're jaded.
And yes, you are even more jaded when you've seen this godforsaken post more than 15 times. |
| I'm feeling code monkeys right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BOBDYLAN replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 11:44am |
 Coolness: 148930 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
dam, even the other one that has added up afterwards is crosschecked. XD busted for eurotechno, at least im not like that ... now ... *hem* cant you read, were not burnt out they are :D ... lol im never been jaded, i walk away of lots of phase, without actually moving and travelling far at the same time... what were we talking again ? oh my parents think im a freak taBARNk LE CLip kossé ca |
| I'm feeling brokeback rave.ca right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 1:03pm |
| Coolness: 159865 | Calisse qu'il y a du monde qui crisse n'importe quel fucking niaiseries sur YouTube. Le gars qui a posté ça pensant tu vraiment que le monde était pour se garrocher pour le voir en train de trippé sur du mush en écoutant du acid ?
Cutterhead, I hope that's not you on there 'cause you just me a reason to dislike you even more, I'm afraid. |
| I'm feeling code monkeys right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 1:32pm |
 Coolness: 92135 | Originally Posted By CUTTERHEAD
dam, even the other one that has added up afterwards is crosschecked. XD busted for eurotechno, at least im not like that ... now ... *hem* cant you read, were not burnt out they are :D ... lol im never been jaded, i walk away of lots of phase, without actually moving and travelling far at the same time... what were we talking again ? oh my parents think im a freak woah...kill me if i ever end up like this guy in the video |
| I'm feeling shuffle time! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 2:09pm |
| Coolness: 266700 | i skipped through it real quick, too scary :( |
| I'm feeling like pea right now.. | |
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