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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Oct 7, 2008 @ 9:13pm |
 Coolness: 686265 | |
| I'm feeling over 9000 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Tue Oct 7, 2008 @ 9:21pm |
 Coolness: 283130 | amazing, simply, amazing. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Oct 7, 2008 @ 9:36pm |
| Coolness: 686265 | yeah, she gets fucking reamed like I've never seen lol |
| I'm feeling over 9000 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Tue Oct 7, 2008 @ 10:51pm |
 Coolness: 103440 | .. and a 90 year old woman, trapped in a financial meltdown, shoot herself and still's in a better shape than is economy. lol'ed the rest is good too. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Tue Oct 7, 2008 @ 11:22pm |
 Coolness: 153730 | snap |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Oct 8, 2008 @ 12:00am |
 Coolness: 151135 | yeah, that was pretty rough. :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Wed Oct 8, 2008 @ 9:33am |
 Coolness: 340340 | Olbermann is always rough like that. |
| I'm feeling pompous right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Oct 8, 2008 @ 5:56pm |
| Coolness: 151135 | I noticed. Kind of like the way I am always rough with your mom. Ohhhhh! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Wed Oct 8, 2008 @ 6:40pm |
 Coolness: 159795 | He might be a bit rough but hey, he's got valid points. A LOT of 'em. |
| I'm feeling code monkeys right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Wed Oct 8, 2008 @ 7:02pm |
 Coolness: 77385 | Thank God there's a liberal version of O'Reilly out there who actually makes sense. Didn't expect that. Go Obama! Start the Jihad! (Come on, he's black, you know he's probably got some terrorist friends or used to deal crack) |
| I'm feeling beefy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 7:29pm |
| Coolness: 686265 | Some background info on Palin: [ clapboard.org ]
This explains a lot.. 1982: Hawaii Pacific College (dropped out) 1983: North Idaho Community College (dropped out) 1984-1985: University of Idaho (dropped out) 1985: Matanuska-Susitna Community College, AK (dropped out) Oh yeah, go check out her IQ on page 4  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 9:03pm |
| Coolness: 159795 | BWAHAHAHAHAHA !
So I presume the national average circa 1982 was roughly 100. Wow. She also dropped out of intelligence. That would explain a lot. I like her views on various subject : Abortion : she's against..erm no, for...ok no, erm... for it but not quite, in fact it depends really if...you know...eeeermmm. Debt : " Palin Left Behind Almost $19 Million In Long-Term Debt, Compared to None Before She Was Mayor ". 'Nuff said. Budget : Apparently money does grow on alaskan trees. Man, she spends like a woman shopping without a credit limit. Death Penalty : " Palin Said “Hang ‘Em Up” When Asked About the Death Penalty. Asked about the death penalty, in extreme cases such as the murder of a child, Palin said, “My goodness, hang ‘em up, yeah. " Like, oh my God, that's, like, so unfair, so, ya, you know, hang 'em. And such. WAIT. What are we hanging again ? Drugs ( this is gonna be good ) : " Palin Smoked Pot, But Said She Doesn’t Support Legalizing It. “Palin doesn’t support legalizing marijuana, worrying about the message it would send to her four kids. " Should've concentrated on passing on the message about CONTRACEPTION to your underaged daughter first, there Paly. Rights : " Asked if she would support the Alaska Supreme Court’s ruling that spousal benefits for state employees should be given to same-sex couples, Palin responded, “No, I believe spousal benefits are reserved for married citizens as defined in our constitution.” Palin Opposed Expanding Hate Crimes Laws. Asked if she would support an effort to expand hatecrime laws, Palin responded, “No, as I believe all heinous crime is based on hate.” What a genius ! Kids, learn this : HEINOUS crimes are based on HATE. That's right. You heard it here first. Gay Marriage : " 'I believe that honoring the family structure is that important,' Palin said. She said she doesn’t know if people choose to be gay." Wait, what was that ? I don't know if Alaskan mayors choose to be stupid. Health Care : " Asked about expanding health care coverage and about Wal-Mart’s corporate conduct, she delivered non-answers with a disarming smile " It seems her entire campaign is based on that. Religion : " In a motivational speech to a church youth rally, Sarah Palin criticized scientists, the teaching of evolution, sex education, the teaching of global climate change, stem cell research, public schools, public school teachers, Planned Parenthood, and hospitals. Palin told the youth that the Bible should be taken literally in every respect. She said not only did stories such as Adam and Eve, Jonah, Noah, giants, monsters, and dragons really exist, but that reading the Bible was more exciting than Harry Potter. She asserted that according to the Bible, the world is only 6,000 years old, and that dinosaurs existed on earth as recently as 2,000 years ago (contemporary with Jesus and the writer's of the New Testament). One parent later called her “absolutely nuts”. " That guy's got my vote ! Wildlife: " Palin’s Position On Wildlife Protection: Ask Someone Else ". The question must be too hard for her. That's the part where she would smile and not answer. Character : " For months before she took any action, Palin received many complaints from “staff, a fellow commissioner, and from the public.” Palin and Ruedrich were appointed to the Alaskan Oil and Gas Conservation Commission by Governor Murkowski, and she overlooked Ruedrich’s ethical shortcomings for months before taking any action. " Media : " Wasilla residents have been subjected to attempts to unlawfully appoint council members, statements that have been shown to be patently untrue, unrepentant backpedaling, and incessant whining that her only enemies are the press and a few disgruntled supporters of former Mayor John Stein." Aaaaaaaaw, poor Paly. Mean press people. Sincerity : " A Frontiersman editorial wrote, “Mayor Palin fails to have a firm grasp of something very simple: the truth.” " Yeah, it's slowly starting to show. PMS much ? : " A Frontiersman editorial wrote, “Wasilla is led by a woman who will tolerate no one who questions her actions or her authority.” " Intelligence : " The Frontiersman wrote in an editorial, “Wasilla found out it has a new mayor with either little understanding or little regard for the city’s own laws. Hopefully she will enhance her understanding of the city statutes.” As long as we don't have to replace " mayor " with " vice-president " and " city " with " country ", we're fine. Yee-haw : " Bristol Palin's boyfriend, the father of her unborn child, refers to himself as proud to be a "fuckin' redneck" on his MySpace page (before his profile was removed). He also said if anyone “messes” with him, he would "kick their fuckin' ass." He uses the N-word freely, and under hobbies, says “I like to shoot shit" for fun. " Whoa. Is he W's long lost son ? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Fri Oct 10, 2008 @ 9:39pm |
| Coolness: 151135 | Originally Posted By V.2.0.MINUS.1
Intelligence : " The Frontiersman wrote in an editorial, “Wasilla found out it has a new mayor with either little understanding or little regard for the city’s own laws. Hopefully she will enhance her understanding of the city statutes.” As long as we don't have to replace " mayor " with " vice-president " and " city " with " country ", we're fine. Yee-haw : " Bristol Palin's boyfriend, the father of her unborn child, refers to himself as proud to be a "fuckin' redneck" on his MySpace page (before his profile was removed). He also said if anyone “messes” with him, he would "kick their fuckin' ass." He uses the N-word freely, and under hobbies, says “I like to shoot shit" for fun. " Whoa. Is he W's long lost son ? Pt.1: Bwahahaha... Pt.2: I hope nobody takes what I say seriously enough that anything I say will be held against me. |
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