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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 2:27pm
screwhead
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man, this guy deserves the money..

[ www.king5.com ]

MONROE, Wash. - A brazen bank robbery suspect maced the guard of an armored truck before making his escape in an inner tube on the Skykomish River.

And, in a move that could be out of a Holywood movie, the robber apparently had placed a Craigslist ad to set up a diversion - using people to help pull off the crime when they didn't even know they were part of it until it was too late.

"He was wearing a dust mask, a particle mask. At first I thought it might be a surgical mask. I still didn't think anything was wrong, just unusual. Then I noticed he had a pump sprayer," said Mitch Ruth, who had looked out his office window and noticed the man walking into the Bank of America at about 11 a.m. on Tuesday.

The robber, who carried the bag of money as he raced out of the bank, sprayed the guard and ran about 100 yards to the creek that runs into the Skykomish River, shedding clothes as he ran.

One witness said the robber swam away, but another said he used an inner tube to get away.

"We did get an inner tube that was about 200 yards from the place where he entered the water and took that for evidence," said Debbie Willis, Monroe Police.

Investigators believe accomplices could have picked the robber up at a nearby boat launch or park.

But apparently, the robber had planned ahead. In case anyone was hot on his trail, he had at least a dozen unsuspecting decoys waiting nearby.

"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," said Mike, who saw a Craigslist ad last week looking for workers for a road maintenance project in Monroe.

He said he inquired and was e-mailed back with instructions to meet near the Bank of America in Monroe at 11 a.m. Tuesday. He also was told to wear certain work clothing.

"Yellow vest, safety goggles, a respirator mask… and, if possible, a blue shirt," he said.

Mike showed up along with about a dozen other men dressed like him, but there was no contractor and no road work to be done. He thought they had been stood up until he heard about the bank robbery and the suspect who wore the same attire.

Police say they now have the Craigslist information and they are trying to piece it all together to find the suspect.

The suspect is described as a white man in his 20s, between 5-foot-7 and 5-foot-10, wearing a dark blue shirt, jean shorts and a mask.


in a nutshell for the TL;DR crew: Guy dressed up as a worker with a mask and a sprayer filled with pepper spray. Takes the money from the bank sprays the guard and gets away using an inner tube down the river. He hired a dozen men through craigslist and told them what to wear as decoys.
I'm feeling over 9000 right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 2:34pm
el_presidente
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brilliant
I'm feeling lonely right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 2:34pm
drgonzo
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Hahahahaha amazing
I'm feeling cloud-cuckoo-land right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GODISDEAD_ replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 2:35pm
godisdead_
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now THAT is gold !
I'm feeling delicious right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 2:38pm
recoil
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damn. I really admire this guy's guts and ingenuity
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 2:39pm
ponchalice
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stealing is wrong.
I'm feeling lest bike rubber right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 6:37pm
mico
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that's wicked.
I'm feeling cool right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 10:14pm
gamos
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Well that solves it. Jessee is in Washington
I'm feeling at home ^__^ right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 10:56pm
v.2-1
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I don't think Jesse would cook such a plan. And he's not stealing from someone he know. Close enough though.
I'm feeling crookers right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Thu Oct 2, 2008 @ 11:47pm
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the only thing jesse could have thought up was the retarded inner-tube idea.
Other than that he'd probably be paddling upstream and get caught red handed.

Like in trailer park boys.
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