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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dr_Jwa replied on Mon Mar 31, 2008 @ 11:37pm |
 Coolness: 67705 | Fish
Dead monkey or living matress? |
| I'm feeling shit-headed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MunchinSushi replied on Mon Mar 31, 2008 @ 11:38pm |
 Coolness: 52135 | oooh.... Dead monkey.
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys Car or Truck |
| I'm feeling so far away right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dr_Jwa replied on Mon Mar 31, 2008 @ 11:43pm |
| Coolness: 67705 | Truck... as in truck load of laugh!!!
bungee or suicide? |
| I'm feeling shit-headed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MunchinSushi replied on Mon Mar 31, 2008 @ 11:44pm |
| Coolness: 52135 | bungee
Fly or Sail |
| I'm feeling so far away right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lyzzie replied on Mon Mar 31, 2008 @ 11:52pm |
 Coolness: 56455 | Fly!
Ocean or desert? |
| I'm feeling la vie en rose! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MunchinSushi replied on Mon Mar 31, 2008 @ 11:53pm |
| Coolness: 52135 | Desert
Frog or toad? |
| I'm feeling so far away right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AliceInAcidLand replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 11:09am |
 Coolness: 180815 | frog. I got a wart from a toad once, it was way gross
cat or kitten? |
| I'm feeling the need to be inked right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MelooDie replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 11:14am |
 Coolness: 249300 | kitten
Madonna or Cher? |
| I'm feeling princess of da bling right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MunchinSushi replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 11:35am |
| Coolness: 52135 | Madonna
Adam Sandler or Wierd Al? |
| I'm feeling i like monkeys right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 4:38pm |
 Coolness: 209505 | Originally Posted By MELOODIE
kitten Madonna or Cher? OMG.. I almost asked the EXACT same question but then I thought the answer was too obvious. LoL!! Adam Sandler. Garfield or Heathcliff? |
| I'm feeling zzzzzzzzzzz... right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 4:52pm |
 Coolness: 85660 | (wow someone else remembers) heathecliff
Clifford or Marmaduke? |
| I'm feeling rejecting fate right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MunchinSushi replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 5:15pm |
| Coolness: 52135 | Clifford
Nerml or Odie |
| I'm feeling i like monkeys right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 5:22pm |
| Coolness: 209505 | Odie
Care bears or gummy bears? |
| I'm feeling zzzzzzzzzzz... right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MunchinSushi replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 7:11pm |
| Coolness: 52135 | Gummy bears
Strawberry shortcake or rainbow bright |
| I'm feeling i like monkeys right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Anarkoid replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 7:51pm |
 Coolness: 193400 | |
| I'm feeling optimistic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MunchinSushi replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 7:53pm |
| Coolness: 52135 | video games
Glowsticks or phatpants? |
| I'm feeling i like monkeys right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Skicks replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 8:00pm |
 Coolness: 177445 | Phat pants!
Biscuits or Ppo-corn? |
| I'm feeling <3 right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MunchinSushi replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 8:06pm |
| Coolness: 52135 | buiscuits J'aime pas pop corn.
Invader Zim ou Homestar Runner? |
| I'm feeling i like monkeys right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 8:09pm |
| Coolness: 209505 | Zim
dark or light? |
| I'm feeling blahhhhh right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Skicks replied on Tue Apr 1, 2008 @ 8:12pm |
| Coolness: 177445 | Light!
GIR or Stewie? |
| I'm feeling <3 right now.. | |
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